2 Series [Official] The New BMW 2 Series Gran Tourer (F45)

[Rainer271]

BMW F46 2 Series Gran Tourer with M Sport Package

 

[tatoun]

Now, what is F44 intended for?

 

[bmwownage]

^why bother
it's just a damn van people mover, admit it. Just over ambitious about hiding that fact.
I think, this is a disgrace to the "GT" line (the 3GT and 5GT is not a van), a disgrace to the 2series badge, and dare i say a van like this should not wear a BMW badge.
You know what would be cool for this car? Not a M package, but electrically slide open doors. Oh, and disgrace to the M badge too!

 

[klier]

^ it's not a 'GT' though, for what it is worth. It's not with the GT badge either.

 

[KiwiRob]

You know what would be cool for this car? Not a M package, but electrically slide open doors. Oh, and disgrace to the M badge too!

I know a couple of people with Mazda 5's the sliding side door is a really good idea, BMW missed a trick by not incorporating this in the turd.

 

[chonkoa]

This is HOT!!!!
Ultimate driving machine..

 

[martinbo]

The hallowed ///M badge plastered all over that hideous piece o shite. BMW's big kahunas must really want this to be some kind of a joke.

The sad thing is that this money spinner will translate into no tangible benefits for customers of traditional BMW products like the 3er.

Will the profits generated by this travesty enable better standard content of core BMW models? Hell no, BMW will continue to fleece buyers of sheer driving pleasure for every should-come-as-standard item as an optional extra.

Will your paragon of sporting executive express come with steering paddles as standard on all autos? No. Adaptive dampers as standard? No. Front and rear park distance control as standard? No. Xenon lights? No.

BMW new car buyers will simply get a free two-finger proctologist's examination while bending over the salesman's desk upon signing that OTP.

 

[Mick Briesgau]

^^ Well said, Martin. If my english was as good as yours, it could have been my words.

 

[wL0316]

BMW F46 2 Series Gran Tourer with M Sport Package

Sacrilege to the M badge!

 

[mdartisian]

Will the profits generated by this travesty...

I had to say, this line is epic! lol.

 

[Beemer B773ER]

BMW new car buyers will simply get a free two-finger proctologist's examination while bending over the salesman's desk upon signing that OTP.

This ain't Fifty Shades of Grey here Martin!

 

[Pepi]

Ugly that's my only words for this VW Sharan.... Why bring a VAN on the market now that these cars are not popular anymore, just don't get it!

 

[martinbo]

This ain't Fifty Shades of Grey here Martin!

You're right mate. This is Fifty Shades of Brown.

 

[Beemer B773ER]

You're right mate. This is Fifty Shades of Brown.

Add some color to it by slapping on a BMW or M badge!

 

[mickaBZH]

 

[mini_cooper4]

"M. The most powerful letter in the world"... in the background...
I bit myself several times... trying to fcukin wake up.
Reminds me of the M3 Pickup "teased" on the 1st of April a few years ago just this time it isn't a joke... although it is a complete joke. Damn, that's confusing...

 

[SCOTT27]

The Excitement is building.

 

[Betty Swollocks]

The Excitement is building.

It certainly is. I'll be there on Friday. Cannot wait.

 

[SCOTT27]

The 2er Gran Tourer press drives are underway.

 

[Monster]

The 2er Gran Tourer press drives are underway.

Are they going to drive it into the ocean?