Boy hires hitman to kill parents after grounding denies PlayStation

[cawimmer430]

Kids these days...

We've certainly gotten cranky after being denied some quality gaming time, but 16-year-old Cory Ryder took it to the next level by attempting to hire a hitman to kill his parents after they took away his PlayStation and denied him television. Seems young Cory had been making threats around the house, so his mom hired a cop to pose as a hitter -- and Cory took the bait, offering up his dad's truck as payment. After a couple rounds of "negotiations," the officer revealed himself and arrested Cory for attempted murder, for which he's now awaiting trial. Of course, you'd think that having a hitman conveniently show up after you'd been threatening to kill your parents might set off an alarm or two, but Cory's apparently not the brightest bulb around -- his PlayStation was confiscated due to failing grades.


Via Joystiq

 

[Giannis]

Gosh... The mother had her boy arrested... it's difficult to grow up your parents these days

 

[Monster]

So he has no PlayStation and denied him television, he can go to his friend's house to watch TV and play Playstation, but I guess kids like him just doesn't have friends. He has a computer right? he can download and play his computer game, or do what other 16 year olds do, watch porn.

 

[Remy Zero]

Parents control kids too much these days. instead of trial or whatsoever, he should be punished....300 workout as punishment for him

 

[Monster]

Parents control kids too much these days. instead of trial or whatsoever, he should be punished....300 workout as punishment for him

Remy, you are being far too nice.

 

[Remy Zero]

Remy, you are being far too nice.

nice? i take it that u haven't seen the 300 workout yet? it'll make him shiit bricks

 

[Monster]

nice? i take it that u haven't seen the 300 workout yet? it'll make him shiit bricks

I have seen the 300 workout, but who is going to make him do it? I guess if he doesn't finish the 300 workout without dying, he will get a different kind of workout in prison.

 

[Beemer B773ER]

...he will get a different kind of workout in prison.

Oooooohhh, tell me you didn't go there monster

Don't drop the soap!!

As for these kids, f*** they annoy me. I'm only in my early twenties and when I was a kid me and my cousins would run around playing soccer or other active kids game. These days the damn kids sit on the couch n play PSP. They're gonna be messed up, stupid and lack ALL sense of appreciation and understanding for general things.

Ah well... their loss.. kids these days!

 

[Monster]

Oooooohhh, tell me you didn't go there monster

Don't drop the soap!!

As for these kids, f*** they annoy me. I'm only in my early twenties and when I was a kid me and my cousins would run around playing soccer or other active kids game. These days the damn kids sit on the couch n play PSP. They're gonna be messed up, stupid and lack ALL sense of appreciation and understanding for general things.

Ah well... their loss.. kids these days!

I call this backward human evolution.

 

[PanterroR]

Oooooohhh, tell me you didn't go there monster

Don't drop the soap!!

As for these kids, f*** they annoy me. I'm only in my early twenties and when I was a kid me and my cousins would run around playing soccer or other active kids game. These days the damn kids sit on the couch n play PSP. They're gonna be messed up, stupid and lack ALL sense of appreciation and understanding for general things.

Ah well... their loss.. kids these days!

Agreed, mate!

Just for the record, my daughter will be 5 years on 04th January and she already plays tennis, every day!

 

[cawimmer430]

Man, Tycoon, treat your daughter right!

"Dad hires hitman after daughter says she wants a Mercedes-Benz"

 

[PanterroR]

I am treating her right. She loves it and every day when i pick up her from kindergarten that's 1st what she wants to do.

Oh and forget that about MB, my friend... BMW is in her blood from day one she came to this world. Same goes for my son.

 

[cawimmer430]

I am treating her right. She loves it and every day when i pick up her from kindergarten that's 1st what she wants to do.

Oh and forget that about MB, my friend... BMW is in her blood from day one she came to this world. Same goes for my son.

To your horror, one day...

"Dad, can I have a Lexus?"

 

[PanterroR]

In that case, there is already horror in your house... What's your sister's car?

 

[cawimmer430]

In that case, there is already horror in your house... What's your sister's car?

She drives a GERMAN car. That's all that matters.

 

[PanterroR]

Yeah, right!

 

[Remy Zero]

I have seen the 300 workout, but who is going to make him do it? I guess if he doesn't finish the 300 workout without dying, he will get a different kind of workout in prison.

LoL! well actually, for a 16 yr old, he should be more active, doing some swimming, gaming girls or some stuff. not sitting for hours in front of the TV playing a friggin PS. but hey, it was only this year i completed the Le Mans 24 hours race and Nurburgring 24 Hours race

 

[bmer]

As for these kids, f*** they annoy me. I'm only in my early twenties and when I was a kid me and my cousins would run around playing soccer or other active kids game. These days the damn kids sit on the couch n play PSP. They're gonna be messed up, stupid and lack ALL sense of appreciation and understanding for general things.

Ah well... their loss.. kids these days!

Yup, there's a horrifying possibility that they end up just like us, having this same conversation sitting behind computers.

 

[VroomVroom]

Umm Humm, thanx guys, I'm only 14 and i have a play station AND I HATE IT. i have a computer(you might of guessed) but i dont always go on it. Kids arnt all the same