Why are you driving in my country, Germany Boy?

[Sunny]

LOL, what happens when a red neck cop meets a German who thinks he is on Autobahn.

Apparently the dude was driving at 98mph where the speed limit is 70, but on the bright side he got away with out any ticket, just a warning of some anal rape.

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[LaArtist]

^haha..typicall..

 

[vedjo01]

"Boy" got owned by The Law!!LoL

 

[Germaniac]

Slow down or get anally raped. Maybe more road safety campaigns should adopt this tagline.

 

[Centurion]

That's pure comedy. Unless you're enjoy pleasuring European men named Gunther or Dietrich, I suggest not calling a fellow driver "Germany boy". What the sheriff meant to say is "I will personally violate you"

I had a similar experience in the US when I studied in Orange Country. Busted for speeding I had a small argument with quite an arrogant biker cop rocking aviators glasses and a Rolex submariner. It went a bit like this:

Cop: Do you know how fast you're driving?
Me: I have no idea sir.
Cop: License and registration please.
Me: Here you go.
Cop: What's this?
Me: It's a Swedish license driver.
Cop: But you're in California! You should have a Californian license
Me: I know sir, but my Swedish license is fully valid here.
Cop: No it's not.
Me: Yes it is.
Me: I have translation papers in the boot. Lemme go grab them*Grab door handle to open door*
Cop: STAY IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't want to confess nor pay the fine so the matter was escalated to traffic court

 

[Mr Robert]

Cops... sometimes i think they are from another planet.

 

[Zonda]

Sounds like the cop himself suffered from some anal frustration...

 

[vedjo01]

Sounds like the cop himself suffered from some anal frustration...

Quite possible..He surely sounded like he experienced "that" treatment recently..and he explained procedure just little too well maybe ..

 

[Deleted member 25]

I thought he was quite nice.

 

[Cashmere]

lol, that was hillarious!

 

[Kowalski]

 

[HighestOfHigh]

Apparently the dude was driving at 98mph where the speed limit is 70

Only 28mph over the speed limit! Ugh...Why even stop the guy? I have such a low tolerance for such foolishness.

Cops... sometimes i think they are from another planet.

I agree! Planet HIGH and MIGHTY! They speed all the time in non-emergencies, but get mad at us when we do the same thing. They need to practice what they preach.

 

[Monster]

Well at least he didn't get a ticket. I am more concerned about that cop being allowed to carry a gun than the German tourist travelling an extra 18mph.

 

[Beemer B773ER]

Only 18mph over the speed limit! Ugh...Why even stop the guy? I have such a low tolerance for such foolishness.

Ummm... HoH... calculate the difference between the two speeds again.

 

[HighestOfHigh]

Ummm... HoH... calculate the difference between the two speeds again.

Thank You! I was driving the slow bus today. 28mph.