If John Lewis is in the brown stuff, what about that other great touchstone of the Home Counties/Middle England - Range Rover, sorry, JLR?:
We were told by the experts that this was the opposite of what was happening - flight to quality, to treats, indulgences etc, instead of takeaways, going out to restaurants - fine dining indoors - or fire pits at home, getting smashed, with friends, on very expensive JL garden furniture, and Waitrose wines, etc, etc
Nope. Total BS, and of course they knew - paid to say it, write it.
They were paid to do it - to say 180 on the truth - because the situation was so bad.
The plebs' palaces, Aldi and Lidl, are packed. Middle England is shopping there. Horrible hellholes.
Waitrose is famous for Duchy organic. Charlie boy better read the runes, His core support, the Duchy buyers, Waitrose/JL customers, are hurting.
The stereotype of the Range Rover in the Waitrose carpark, and the JL catalogue at home on the coffee table, are becoming as endangered as a popular monarchy, headed by a charismatic little old lady, and not a cranky, crank, petulant old-man child.
We were told by the experts that this was the opposite of what was happening - flight to quality, to treats, indulgences etc, instead of takeaways, going out to restaurants - fine dining indoors - or fire pits at home, getting smashed, with friends, on very expensive JL garden furniture, and Waitrose wines, etc, etc
Nope. Total BS, and of course they knew - paid to say it, write it.
They were paid to do it - to say 180 on the truth - because the situation was so bad.
The plebs' palaces, Aldi and Lidl, are packed. Middle England is shopping there. Horrible hellholes.
Waitrose is famous for Duchy organic. Charlie boy better read the runes, His core support, the Duchy buyers, Waitrose/JL customers, are hurting.
The stereotype of the Range Rover in the Waitrose carpark, and the JL catalogue at home on the coffee table, are becoming as endangered as a popular monarchy, headed by a charismatic little old lady, and not a cranky, crank, petulant old-man child.