"Most likely not as loaded compared to the C"...sounds a bit vague, no?

Again, you are basing your opinion on an
absence of information. What I'm doing is perfectly consistent with statistical analysis (and like I said, with more E90 tests, the average weight figure could very well increase). If we have 100 M3 tests and 100 C63 tests, do you take the absolute lightest M3 and compare it to the absolute heaviest C63? No. The reasonable approach is to compare like for like (lightest vs lightest, heaviest vs heaviest, avg vs avg); that way, you can get an idea. You don't
have to know the exact options, otherwise
no one on these forums, including you, can come to any conclusion without knowing the precise options.
The way these manufacturers supply press cars is probably not too far off from how they will be configured by the average consumer. Or do you have evidence to indicate that C63 owners will prefer their cars stripped?
They did. It was widely published throughout UK car mags. Evo featured the Skyline as one of their 'Ring 8-minute heroes article on the basis of this. It also formed the catalyst for TopGear to try to duplicate the record with none other than the very same Nissan test driver (who not only failed to meet the time, but was faster in a Ferrari 355; he also admitted the test mule wasn't exactly stock).
Perhaps for the same reason that Goeschel did not back away from the 7:52 time by the M5: perhaps at
some time during its development, such a time was miraculously acheived. Perhaps at some time during the C63's development, there was one that weighed that much according to the EU standard. Does an EU commission go into each manufacturer to even verify this?
Please read what Evo magazine wrote when verifying manufacturer weight claims in their 2006 Fast Club article:
"What is 'kerb weight'?
Different car makers have different interpretations, making direct comparisons rather fraught. That's why we've invested in our very own accurate corner weight scales. The weights listed are for cars full of fuel, but without occupants or luggage. Not surprisingly, none of the cars matched exactly what its maker claimed, and all bar three were heavier. To a degree, this is to be expected, as quoted weights are always for the most basic model, while cars supplied for magazine tests are often loaded with goodies.
The greatest discrepancy was recorded by the Ascari - we saw 1410kg against a claim of 1250kg...the Caterham at 617kg against a claim of 575kg, which is over 7 percent heavier. Heftier by a similar proportion were the '06 Gallardo and the new Jaguar XK. The latter was loaded with extras such as active suspension and 20-in wheels, but in our view these don't quite add up to an additional 126kg over the claim"
Now, how about the C63 being 200kg over the claim? Are you going to blame the active suspension? Oh, wait...it doesn't have it. But just about every single one of those M3 coupes was equipped with EDC. Maybe the Caterham weighs 7% more due to the sunroof and premium sound system. Or the motorized "seatbelt butler" that you get on the M3 (but not the C63?).
I am answering your questions. Please repeat any I may have missed. Thanks. I did not see your answer as to whether the C63 has an AGM battery.