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The British tabloid press has exploded with rumors and reports that Jeremy Clarkson has been getting his David Letterman on with a production assistant for the Top Gear World Tour. According to reports, Clarkson has been cheating on his wife of 18 years with a 42-year-old blonde named Phillipa Sage.
Witnesses claim they saw Clarkson and Sage kissing publicly and sharing hotel rooms in Australia and Norway.
Clarkson said he's shocked to find himself "the next Tiger Woods," while his alleged mistress has taken to the press to call the reports "nonsense." Sage went on to say it's not unusual for Top Gear colleagues to share hotel rooms.
Of course, nobody expected either of the two to readily and openly admit to any sordid negligence of marriage's sacred bond, particularly not when Top Gear is in hot water for its recent remarks about Mexico and up to its axles in a lawsuit with Tesla.
In the end, we don't much care what Clarkson does when he's away from home, in the privacy of an Australian hotel room. As for Clarkson's assertion that he's the next Tiger Woods, we'd wait on that claim until he has an early-morning run-in with an oak tree.
- Report: Jeremy Clarkson accused of affair with Top Gear coworker — Autoblog
Jeremy Clarkson's vacation home vandalized after right-of-way argument
Vandals on the Isle of Man tore down sections of a fence that runs around Jeremy Clarkson's £1.2 million vacation house. The vandals are likely angry about Clarkson's disruption of a public right-of-way that he said disturbed his privacy.
The Top Gear presenter has been in a legal battle with walkers on the Isle of Man for six years, after he diverted a footpath that he thought ran too close to his vacation house. The walkers say Clarkson obstructed a footpath he had no right to obstruct, since it's a public right-of-way. So far, the government has sided with the walkers.
The walkers started a group a few years ago called PROWL, Public Rights of Way Langness, to better fight the battle, but PROWL denies any knowledge and involvement in the vandalism.
- Report: Jeremy Clarkson's vacation home vandalized after right-of-way argument — Autoblog