Gone off track Off-Topic shenanigans from BMW 5 Series G60 2023

[J.E]

Me? Ace, got a quote for that?

Dude, enough is enough. Let's not derail the thread, shall we? Or are you really in the mood for that?

Nice job not covering your face and your number plate. Makes it easy to dox ya now.

 

[Matski]

Dude, enough is enough. Let's not derail the thread, shall we? Or are you really in the mood for that?

Nice job not covering your face and your number plate. Makes it easy to dox ya now.

Damn, that's a good looking car... Some pretty killer facial hair too.

Edit, sorry, I got lost in my own eyes... Did you actually have anything to support your point?

 

[J.E]

Damn, that's a good looking car... Some pretty killer facial hair too.

Judging by your obvious reckless driving, you will indeed kill somebody.

 

[klier]

You, Klier and every other BMW fanboy who thinks that young people drive BMWs and old people drive Mercs. Get a clue both of you, BMWs are driven by old folks as well. In fact, the average age of a new BMW buyer must be in 50 years old or even older. Yup, BMW. The Ultimate Grandpa Driving Machine.

What an insane statement.
Never once did I say that anywhere you tool and liar.

I full well know BMW drivers are old farts. No young normal person can afford one. A 'normal person' these days is happy to be able to pay the energy bill and do groceries....owning a premium car is swiftly becoming the stuff of dreams.

Me? Ace, got a quote for that?

Of course not. He's making up BS on the go.

He really likes a Toyota RAV4 too, so yeah.....mental issues.

 

[J.E]

How nice of you Klier to say that I have mental issues after I tried to commit suicide twice after my father's death.

 

[klier]

How nice of you Klier to say that I have mental issues after I tried to commit suicide twice after my father's death.

Listen, it is completely obvious this isn't personal. Stop making it personal! And stop lying about what people supposedly said.

 

[J.E]

Can we, please, go back to the 5-series instead of talking about Matski's reckless driving habits and Klier's internet tough guy manners?

I understand that BMW is satisfying their customer's wishes for the M5 to look more and more aggressive, but I miss the days of the E34 M5's understated design, which made it a proper wolf in sheep's clothing. An sleeper if you're American

The E39 M5 was understated as well and still gorgeous to behold.

Understatement is what made the M5 so cool. It was a discreet looking road missile, a badass in a suit, kinda like James Bond.

Every other M5 since the E60 became Jaws or Mr. Hinx.

But WTF do I know? I'm not rich enough to buy one new and nor do I have the mechanic skills to buy one used, so BMW can do whatever they want.

 

[Matski]

Right then... a few things.

Dude, enough is enough. Let's not derail the thread, shall we? Or are you really in the mood for that?

So, rather than keep it on topic - the age demographic of BMW and Mercedes owners - and actually post evidence to support your claim, you decided to derail the thread anyway? Nice job.

Nice job not covering your face and your number plate. Makes it easy to dox ya now.

Firstly... I think I'll just face palm

.. and secondly, the threat is noted.

Judging by your obvious reckless driving, you will indeed kill somebody.

Matski's reckless driving habits

So, for interest, 51 in a 40 on a dual carriageway. In the UK that's an SP30 offence carrying 3 penalty points on this occasion (max of 6) which, as I elected to not take the 'speed awareness course' offered by the police, I accepted, along with the £180 fine. It's a fair cop, and copping it fairly is why it's not then classed as a criminal conviction.

"Reckless Driving" offences are DD offence codes (Reckless/Dangerous driving), carrying between 3 and 11 penalty points. Ergo, as far as anyone's concerned, it was speeding, not reckless/dangerous driving. Somewhat amusingly we have an offence code DD90 called "Furious Driving"... that might have been slightly cooler sounding ...

It appears doxing carries more serious punishments in both your territory, mine and that of the site. So yeah, let's make a big deal about my otherwise clean driving license gaining 3 points whilst literally threatening criminal behavior - good job.

How nice of you Klier to say that I have mental issues after I tried to commit suicide twice after my father's death.

Hopefully being able to talk about an issue like that is a sign that you've come to terms with your grief... but in case you haven't, grief counselling can be effective at not allowing things to build up to the point you do something stupid - even if it doesn't necessarily address the grief itself, or help at all with the loss.

 

[J.E]

Matski may be a reckless driver, but at least his Bimmer is taxed and tested until next year. Well done. Now slow down a notch, unless you wanna give more money to the government than you already have.

LY06 KPU
✓ Taxed
Tax due:
1 May 2023

✓ MOT
Expires:
13 January 2023

 

[Matski]

The tax is taken monthly via direct debit - it's £31.50 per month, in case anyone actually cares. I covered the MOT here, and on the off chance anyone's interested, the bit of information you've neglected to post, is that it's (obviously) insured (don't want to get an IN10!), which costs £31.44 a month, in case anyone still gives a shit at this point.

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If anyone else wants to know the tax and MOT status of a car in the UK just go here...

GOV.UK - Enter the registration number of the vehicle

vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk

and if you want to see the previous MOT information for a car, go here:

Check the MOT history of a vehicle

Check the MOT history of a vehicle from 2005 onwards, including if it passed or failed, its mileage and why it failed

www.gov.uk

In either case, you only need the registration plate.

 

[martinbo]

Matski may be a reckless driver

It’s fundamental road act knowledge that exceeding the speed limit is not reckless driving which is a separate offence. Let it go.

 

[J.E]

Yo, Matski... Have you been a bad boy?

Did he have to swerve from you coming in his direction?

 

[Matski]

Yo, Matski... Have you been a bad boy?

Please tell me that you at least said that in a sexy voice.