Haha, how very true. I have that Beosound 9000 by the way.
I can remember very little of the specifics these days, but I do remember we were required to mention that the acceleration of the disc clamp was greater than that of a Ferrari. I think by the time you'd bought your kit we'd ceased being a B&O dealer. The 9000 Mk1, the Overture, the Century, BeoCentre 9500, and the BeoVision Avant and AV5 were the core products we sold.
Funnily, talking about this, I've also just remember we sold the Ferrari F80 speaker from Meridian... guess that was ahead of it's time.