M3/M4 Jeremy Clarkson reviews and falls in love with the BMW M3 CS.


The BMW M3 is a high-performance version of the BMW 3 Series, developed by BMW's in-house motorsport division, BMW M GmbH. M3 models have been produced for every generation of 3 Series since the E30 M3 was introduced in 1986. The BMW M4 is a high-performance version of the BMW 4 Series automobile developed by BMW's motorsport division, BMW M, that has been built since 2014. As part of the renumbering that splits the coupé and convertible variants of the 3 Series into the 4 Series, the M4 replaced those variants of the BMW M3. Official website: BMW M
Top Secret said:
Then you can call me ignorant too. Personally, I feel that this BMW M3 CS, combined with the Z4 M Coupe will probably be the last 'true' M Division vehicle. It's not overleaden with mindless amounts of technology (ahem, iDrive, P400/P500), it's light and it's just got everything you need in a car. And no more.

After the demise of both the E46 M3 and the Z4 M, future M Division vehicles will be so computer-obsessed, we will not longer drive the car - the car will drive us.

If anyone is willing to tell me, why oh why, such advanced technological developments are needed in such a highly-focused performance car, please, do tell.

Look if you wanted a driver's car that bad, then just press the M button! How lazy can people be. Set it once to be the setting you want. If you want nothing else from the car, you won't ever need Idrive, just press M and ignore everything else. I don't understand why people would say "But why would you need to press a button?".

We are also forgetting about possible cars like the M1 and M2. They will undoubtely be the most fun cars to drive out of the 3 big brands.
 
warot said:
Look if you wanted a driver's car that bad, then just press the M button! How lazy can people be. Set it once to be the setting you want. If you want nothing else from the car, you won't ever need Idrive, just press M and ignore everything else. I don't understand why people would say "But why would you need to press a button?".

We are also forgetting about possible cars like the M1 and M2. They will undoubtely be the most fun cars to drive out of the 3 big brands.

The thing is though, as simple as that sounds - the fact that it even needs those settings is beyond me. Why do we need iDrive? Why do we need the two modes? Did the E39 M5 have this? Did ANY OTHER car have this? What makes this M5 so different from the rest that it NEEDS these functions? Why is it answering a question that nobody asked?

Imhotep Evil, contrary to beliefs, I am a huge fan of M. I just don't feel that the M5/6 is a true M Division vehicle. I've stated my reasons why - I don't need to go over it again.

Your statement of this technology 'making' the M5 is, well, not well-founded. The E39 M5 was 100kg lighter than the E60, yet, curiously, it didn't have iDrive, the two modes, gearchange speeds or anything of that matter. Does 100kg make that much of a difference? Does an increase of 100kg warrant the huge amounts of technology the E60 M5 has compared to the E39 M5?
 
Top Secret said:
I just don't feel that the M5/6 is a true M Division vehicle. I've stated my reasons why - I don't need to go over it again.

You liked the ride in the M3 E46? Trust me on this you will enjoy a ride in a M5 as well. No offense but those how complain are often those who lack experience :)
 
Some of you may not have noticed, but BMW has been trying to expand their market these few years. By expanding their lineup and adding new technologies, they've been trying to make their cars more suitable for their target market. You say the M5 is bloated, and rightly so, it should be. The interior is more spacious now to cater for the 'growing' American market. Its easier to drive now for the beginner thanks to SMG. The SMG transmission is more 'idiot proof', safer, more efficient.

While BMW rates driving pleasure very high up on their list, you have to remember that they're still a luxury brand. If you're looking for a bare bones no nonsense sports car, you're looking in the wrong place. BMW's objective is to try and offer the best of both worlds. As for people complaining that the new BMWs are too complicated. I'm sorry to say, but thats the price you pay for getting a flexible car, a car that you can customize to your liking. Why is it wrong to have alot of options?
 
Just_me said:
You liked the ride in the M3 E46? Trust me on this you will enjoy a ride in a M5 as well. No offense but those how complain are often those who lack experience :)

Oh, I don't doubt the M5 would be a fun ride - 500HP (in P500 mode of course) basically garauntees that I will scare myself out of my pants, but look at the philosophy of M. High-revving engine, combined with a light body and nothing else to distract you from that one fundamental principle of M: to drive. Do you honestly think the M5 upholds all that?

OK, I think I need to end this discussion - I'm tired of this. But, please, any of you BMW fans out there, answer me this:

Why do we need all this 'stuff' in the M5/6? Does all this make the M5 that much better?
 
Top Secret said:
Why do we need all this 'stuff' in the M5/6? Does all this make the M5 that much better?

I don't think of these technologies are needed, but they can add to the driving experience! eg, when you are on the road, you won't need 507bhp, so have the car in P400 mode, the slowest gear change and most comfortable suspension setting, meaning the car is good at crusing around! Then you get to a B road, or racetrack, and want to have a really good supercar underneath you so you press the M button, giving you full power, the harshest suspension setting and fastest gear change, meaning for you the car works well, but for your passengers, in those modes, the car may not be so comfortable to sit in!
 
Top Secret said:
Woah, what? Not to drag this off-topic, but the W220 had a cylinder-deactivation system? First I've ever heard of it. Sheez...

yeah man the V8´s and V12´s had it.. early on.. i think they dropped it even before the facelift..
 
Top Secret said:
The thing is though, as simple as that sounds - the fact that it even needs those settings is beyond me. Why do we need iDrive? Why do we need the two modes? Did the E39 M5 have this? Did ANY OTHER car have this? What makes this M5 so different from the rest that it NEEDS these functions? Why is it answering a question that nobody asked?

Imhotep Evil, contrary to beliefs, I am a huge fan of M. I just don't feel that the M5/6 is a true M Division vehicle. I've stated my reasons why - I don't need to go over it again.

Your statement of this technology 'making' the M5 is, well, not well-founded. The E39 M5 was 100kg lighter than the E60, yet, curiously, it didn't have iDrive, the two modes, gearchange speeds or anything of that matter. Does 100kg make that much of a difference? Does an increase of 100kg warrant the huge amounts of technology the E60 M5 has compared to the E39 M5?

It's heavier because it's based on the E60 and not the E39, which is physically larger. Just because you don't like Idrive means that you don't get it. Idrive is a function that links Entertainment, Navigation and car settings. The E39 had the same functions if you didn't know, but were just on the dashboard the more regular way. So there's one thing. Second, the engine of the M5 has also been upgraded (I'm not sure if it's actually heavier or not). I can think of a million things as to why the car is heavier.
 
warot said:
It's heavier because it's based on the E60 and not the E39, which is physically larger. Just because you don't like Idrive means that you don't get it. Idrive is a function that links Entertainment, Navigation and car settings. The E39 had the same functions if you didn't know, but were just on the dashboard the more regular way. So there's one thing. Second, the engine of the M5 has also been upgraded (I'm not sure if it's actually heavier or not). I can think of a million things as to why the car is heavier.

Funny though, the E39 530i is 1605kg, yet the E60 530i is 1570kg - a decrease of over 30kg. So right from the outset, BMW was working with a larger, yet lighter car. But somehow, the E60 M5 turns out to be 100kg heavier than the E39 M5. Curious...

BMW_Dude, maybe it's just me, but the M5 is a performance car, not a cruiser, so if I buy an M5, I'm fully expecting a hardcore performance car, not some la-di-da cruiser with 'only' 400HP. I don't want all these modes! I just want one! 507HP, race-bred suspension - take it or leave it.
 
Top Secret said:
Funny though, the E39 530i is 1605kg, yet the E60 530i is 1570kg - a decrease of over 30kg. So right from the outset, BMW was working with a larger, yet lighter car. But somehow, the E60 M5 turns out to be 100kg heavier than the E39 M5. Curious...

BMW_Dude, maybe it's just me, but the M5 is a performance car, not a cruiser, so if I buy an M5, I'm fully expecting a hardcore performance car, not some la-di-da cruiser with 'only' 400HP. I don't want all these modes! I just want one! 507HP, race-bred suspension - take it or leave it.

If you are expecting a hardcore performance car, then you are looking at the wrong place. This is a full size 4 door saloon car. It's definitely part cruiser, as all M5s have been. Bar the SMG, the E60 and E39 are quite similiar actually. They have the same options (you don't like Idrive).

Also, when you are comparing with the E60 530i, we are talking about the newest one right? If so, that engine is much lighter than the old 3.0. When comparing the M5s, it went from a V8 4.0 to a V10 5.0

As for the different modes, I hope that doesn't stop you from liking the car. Because some people will obviously drive this car in the city, and it can get quite brutal if the SMG is on sport mode (as you noticed in the M3). I will admit that the SMG is not ideal for every day driving.
 
Top Secret said:
Funny though, the E39 530i is 1605kg, yet the E60 530i is 1570kg - a decrease of over 30kg. So right from the outset, BMW was working with a larger, yet lighter car. But somehow, the E60 M5 turns out to be 100kg heavier than the E39 M5. Curious...

BMW_Dude, maybe it's just me, but the M5 is a performance car, not a cruiser, so if I buy an M5, I'm fully expecting a hardcore performance car, not some la-di-da cruiser with 'only' 400HP. I don't want all these modes! I just want one! 507HP, race-bred suspension - take it or leave it.

Top Secret I think you're being entirely irrational. When you're spending over $200,000 on a luxury sports sedan (which, despite what you say, is exactly what it is: I don't think the M5 has ever pretended to be a 'hardcore performance car') people simply expect to have a degree of luxury, a degree of 'liveability'. Think for a second of the target market of the M5. I would hazard to guess to say that it overwhelmingly consists of rich, affluent business executives looking for an extremely quick and very comfortable executive performance sedan. The potency and 'hardcore' philosophy you say is necessary in an M car would almost undoubtedly alienate them, so much so that BMW wouldn't even dream to sell anywhere near the numbers of M5s they do. Not to sound demeaning or anything, but mate, you're 15 and a big fan of modified Japanese performance cars - frankly I don't think your taste in cars is anywhere near that of what the vast majority of potential M5 buyers would be. Furthermore, many would of course own another 'weekend' car, whether it would be a 911, Z4, whatever: while of course the M5 is a potent and extremely nubile performance sedan, I somehow don't think the target market of the M5 is looking for a stripped-out, raw, unforgiving and technology-free sedan. They're simply looking for an extremely quick, comfortable executive cruiser fundamentally to sit in traffic in on the way to and from work. A sad reality - sometimes we must wake up to it.

You paint the E39 as some glorified, epitome of M design and philosophy, free from the extraneous and superfluous trappings of 21st century technology. As warot so rightly pointed out, the E39 M5 was far from this: keep in mind that the M5 is placed higher than the 540i (now 550i) in the lineup so will always have more luxury items/options than the top non-M model - again, it's simply something the market expects. Dunno if you've ever been in an E39 M5 (or indeed any M car?) but it had essentially every gadget BMW offered at the time - from a hefty sound system right down to a car phone. As warot again rightly pointed out, iDrive just (arguably) simplified all the controls for these items - instead of many buttons the E60 now has one essential button. As for the P400/P500 modes, of course it's not necessary but in my mind it makes perfect sense - in the vast majority of circumstances (round town driving), not only would 400hp (I'll write that out for you again, maybe it hasn't sunken in - FOUR HUNDRED HORSEPOWER) be more than adequate, in my mind P500 would add risk, more than anything, to the around-town driving experience. As has already been mentioned, if an M5 owner (which is, to reiterate, not you, nor someone I believe in remotely the same mindset or circumstance) desires to smoke a riced-up 200sx at the lights, or wants to do a few quick turns through a nice road, he only needs press a button, and, vua la, the full potency beast is unleashed. Again though; the car in most of its practical applications would not be in need of the full 500hp so I can see exactly why engeneers decided on the feature.

Also you were complaining about the jerkiness of the SMG transmission in Auto mode which in my mind contradicts your philosophy of driving involvement - the simple answer is to not use auto mode - as just_me pointed out, it's essentially a transmission designed to be driven with, not to 'drive you', or whatever your phrase is.

And to answer your question 'is all this stuff necessary' or 'does it make it a better car?' I'll ask you a question back - are the vast majority of features we see in our cars (or to put it more generally, anything we own) necessary? Of course they stinking aren't - I think if you took out all the so-called 'unnecessary' features in the E60 M5 (or even, God forbid, the E39) you'd be left with a pretty empty car. The thing is, the M5 was never intended to be an instrument of necessity, it was always, and always will be, an instrument of excess - excess performance, excess pampering, excess prestige, excess price, and, sorry to say, excess weight.

At the end of the day, when you take a look at the cars the M5 competes against and what they offer, I'd say it provides an extremely well balanced blend of extreme and brutal performance, put in an appealing package that is accessible and relevant to its intended market.

In my mind it's irrational to attack a car for being something it's not even though it was never intended to be that in the first place. If you want a stripped-out no-nonsense racer, buy one - simple as that.
 
Ok, ok, it seems to me I'm copping quite a bit of flack - I understand though, I have different ways of looking at cars compared to others. Despite the ramblings on about the M5 and whatnot, my original post in this thread talked about how M badge was becoming diluted, using the M5 as an example. I didn't really expect it to turn out to be just as much of an M5-bashing spree as it has. So now, I'll give you my take on what I was trying to get at:

From the very beginning, BMW's M Division painted a "no bullsh*t" approach to making fast cars. This was shown on countless cars - E30 M3, E46 M3 CSL and heck, even the E34 M5. They encompassed the philosophy of what M was all about. High-revving engine, lightweight, devoid of useless and pointless technological goings-on. They provided a 'take-it-or-leave-it' attitude in a time where options were the buzz word in the automobile landscape. Look at the E39 M5 for example. Where other cars comparable to the M5 offered an automatic transmission, the M5 offered just one gearbox, it's six-speed manual. Sure, it deterred many of it's main target market, rather, it appealed to buyers who wanted the full on experience, ones who loved interaction with their cars and ones who loved to drive fast.

With the introduction of the M5/6 twins, I believe M has lost some of its principles it so heavily promoted in past models. Why? Because it's more focused on technology, more focused on what the buyer thinks, and consequently, become diluted. Granted, that is through profit-driven measures - I can accept the fact that it needs to be commericially viable and to be able to appeal to the wider market, but that, really, is what I hate. Call me a purist I guess, I do love cars that are hardcore, race-inspired and, despite opinion, that is what M cars originally were. That's the reason why I do put M Division models on a pedestal and I do expect them to adhere rigidly to the philiosophies of the M Division. I guess that's given me a distorted look on the cars and probably the reason why I feel that it's unnecessary to have these features on what is supposed to be a 'no bullsh*t' car. Sure, it's an outdated way of looking at modern performance cars, as more and more people beg for versatility and a split personality in cars. I just hope, that with the demise of the M3, BMW's M Division still hopes to manufacture cars that embody what M is all about and cater for needs such as mine.
 
warot said:
Just because you don't like Idrive means that you don't get it. Idrive is a function that links Entertainment, Navigation and car settings. The E39 had the same functions if you didn't know, but were just on the dashboard the more regular way.
That's a ridiculous statement. I "get" the MMI in my dad's A8 just fine, but I still don't really like it. I prefer normal controls.
 
Nice post Germaniac. TP, you aren't getting it. I know that ///M is the epitomy of BMW's sportiness, ///M cars have had the same philosophy as the E60. It's about putting as much performance (mostly engine) into a standard BMW car. Look at the first M5, it had an engine derived from racing in a regular 5 series body shell. It had electric seats, AC... Now look at the E60, engine derived from F1 and all the luxury possible in a 5 series.

If you wanted a true purist car, then you will need to look at the M3 CSL. Even the regular M3 is not a "purist" car from your definition since it has distractions from the driving experience.

Look the "Performance" section.
 
Top Secret said:
...devoid of useless and pointless technological goings-on.

Bullllooooonnnnyyyyy....

BMW has long since been a luxury brand, and M models have always sold themselves to really rich guys who want an awesome and authentic driving experience woven into their bad-ass luxury cars.

SMG and all the electronics that have been built into the E60 M5 are a result of BMW pushing the boundaries of what's possible in the super-sedan platform. You call it dilution, I call it enhancement. The M5 has been built as the "do it all car." Everything you could ever want in a midsized luxury sedan combined with everything you love about high-strung performance cars. All wrapped into one nifty package, thanks to gobs and gobs of technological woot-woot being strewn throught the car.

I'm the kind of guy who'll wring every single featue out of my favorite toy, so p400 and all that jazz is drool-city for me. If you're a luddite I can't help you. The M5 is just a complicated-ass car that rewards those not intimidated by scroll-bars and submenus.

By the way - when you talk about "race inspired" cars - have you looked in the cockpit of an F1 car recently? One - they're stuffed to the gills with electronics. Two - they don't drive stick.

I think what you're really looking for is something like a Lotus, TVR, WRX STi, or maybe even a Civic SI. Those cars all deliver awesome, no BS thrills without all the peripheral mish-mash gettin' in the way of your fun.

( As an aside - does BMW make money on their M cars? I was under the impression that they take a loss on the M5 and M6 at the end of the day. )
 
Carbon said:
That's a ridiculous statement. I "get" the MMI in my dad's A8 just fine, but I still don't really like it. I prefer normal controls.

That's not what we are talking about Carbon. We are talking about the fact that these new technologies are distracting the drivers, not whether we understand MMI or Idrive.
 
I think the push against overt telematics in cars came about because its place in the cabin has now become completely ovbious.

I drove the new Jag XK last week and was completely bewildered by everything. It's not because the car was needlessly complicated, or that electronics were getting in the way of stuff - it was because I didn't know squat about the car. I just had to accept that if I wanted to function in the car like I would in "ordinary" cars I'd have some learning to do.

There's people who get intimidated by this stuff, and there's people who see this no different than learning to use a new cel-phone.
 
warot said:
That's not what we are talking about Carbon. We are talking about the fact that these new technologies are distracting the drivers, not whether we understand MMI or Idrive.
They are distracting. I've experienced it myself driving my father's car. I can't say how it would be if you were driving the car every day, but I think it's better to just have motor memory of where controls are than have a computer interface. I suppose that in some of these cars there are so many controls that a computer interface is good for some of the things, but I prefer traditional controls to operate things that one would do while driving.

I do agree that some of this may be too complicated for a good sports car, but it's true that M cars are not bare-bones race cars. The only thing I can say is that it would be nice to have the option of one or the other, but this is not always realistic as the interior is sometimes designed around the assumption of a digital interface.
 
Nice answer Osna.

And might I add, that F1 monocoupes make even the IDrive bimmers somewhat primitive.

You don't have a button/option to modify the car's aerodynamical package.

Nor can you chose if you wan't your M to behave in a understeer or oversteer way (it's set in a default oversteer ).

Nor can you chose the configuration of the pedals.

So an F1 driver would complain that there are to few options and he can't realy costumize the car to his way of driving

Also:

Osnabrueck said:
Bullllooooonnnnyyyyy....
( As an aside - does BMW make money on their M cars? I was under the impression that they take a loss on the M5 and M6 at the end of the day. )

Actualy the ///M car are togheter with the 7 series THE MOST PROFITABLE CARS from BMW's range, despite the fact that their impact on revenue is relativly low.
Also the ///M cars are build in the BTO way as oposed to the Ford way.
The 2 waiting list is there not because it takes so long to build these cars but because this way they balance/sustain profitability.
 
Imhotep Evil said:
Actualy the ///M car are togheter with the 7 series THE MOST PROFITABLE CARS from BMW's range, despite the fact that their impact on revenue is relativly low.

I never knew that, I: always thought they wouldn't make much money, because a new engine has to be developed for them, but it isn't made a lot, unlike an engine like the R6, which is avalible in every BMW car!
 

BMW M

BMW M GmbH, formerly known as BMW Motorsport GmbH, is a subsidiary of BMW AG that manufactures high-performance luxury cars. BMW M ("M" for "motorsport") was initially created to facilitate BMW's racing program, which was very successful in the 1960s and 1970s. As time passed, BMW M began to supplement BMW's vehicle portfolio with specially modified higher trim models, for which they are now most known by the general public. These M-badged cars traditionally include modified engines, transmissions, suspensions, interior trims, aerodynamics, and exterior modifications to set them apart from their counterparts. All M models are tested and tuned at BMW's private facility at the Nürburgring racing circuit in Germany.
Official website: BMW M

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