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Paris in Jail
I don’t mind being confined to L.A. state prison
cause I would drive with DUIs
I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that the sentence is now bona-fide
How about a chill that won’t insult my civic pride
like somewhere on the upper west side
with a water slide
oh no
Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time
Robert Blake and OJ Simpson
they both get off scot-free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
aah aah
I went ape on a sex tape
Guys are gaga
I must make my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua
My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
because she weighs, zero.
Even though I caught the glamor
even thought my clothes are fab
they throw me in the slammer
Britney gets rehab
They put me in the big house
sounds like a movie pitch
Paris goes up the river -
ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich.
aah aah
And now I am digging a ditch
aah aah
My roommate’s a woman named Mitch.
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And Americans wonder why so much of the world hates them. . . An insult to the poor. It's obvious that the extra fortune these women carried would make them vulnerable to crime. Why doesn't Oprah drive through the ghetto with a Rolls-Royce Phantom, no bodyguards and a $10,000 Comtesse handbag?
Did the Range Rover come with reinforced seats for their overfed asses and an extended roof line for inflated egos?
This type of charity is vulgar. It is absolutely the wrong way to help anyone. Flying in on a jet, transferring to a helicopter, taking a Rover, doling out useless sponsor gifts? Only celebrities can come up with this kind of rubbish. Only celebrities in a celebrity-obsessed world can get away with it. If this is considered "helping" the poor, then it's very silly. If a hundred people benefits directly from these acts of charity, I reckon many more are hurt indirectly.
Despite Bono's lectures and the belief the developed world does not do enough for Africa, there is an unprecedented amount of aid going there already. Aid does not go directly to the poor. Even if every needy person in Africa had a PayPal account, the money donated would not go directly to them! The money passes through aid agencies, some of dubious integrity. Celebs making these pampered PR stunt visits in their Gulfstream jets and Agusta helicopters only give incredible incentive to crooks to skim charity money! With an unprecedented amount of aid coming in, this only leads to more waste. It's about damn time celebrities think amount the consequences of what they do. They don't dominate the world.
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OK, back to the point ... Oprah came there in a private jet, then in a helicopter, and then in a RangeRover ... And then she greeted the patients , and donated to those poor local women the following things (donated by sponsors):
cashmere sweaters !!!
silk scarfs !!!
sets of make-up kit !!!
a designer purses !!!
and $100 each in a local currency !!!
WHAT A CHARITY!!!
This is what people of the developed world do - sadly, for some of the Tsunami 2006 aid victims, what they got were stilleto heels, winter jackets and perfume instead of the food and water that they really need. They see it as a dumping ground for their unwanted goods. I'm not sure if it's the same for Oprah.
At least they can sell the expensive items Oprah gave to them, and maybe earn a little cash for the basic stuff.
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I heard at that time that someone had even send tangas and strings for the local women
450SEL 6.9 said:
You are quite right on this mate. Aid does not go directly to the poor! I have a friend who works/volunteers in "Doctors without borders" (or whatever they are called in english). He said to me during Christmas time when he visited me, that even though the majority of the volunteers really want to help and the even sucrify themselves, there are still people, mostly high officials who are CORRUPTED and "steal" a lot of this money. It ends up to the poor only a 40% of what is initially intended to be sent. This is dramatic if you think of the amounts of money given to the poor! The same goes for the "hardware" as well!
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Pretty bad. Of course the big NGOs (non-governmental organizations) are very expensive to run and so a lot of the donated money is swallowed up in administration costs. The big NGOs are actually very competitive with each other and are very aggressive -- and although they are supposed to be charities to help the needy, they are run like any other multi-national corporations. As for the massively bureaucratic mess that is the United Nations, Kofi Annan tried to clean up some of the corruption but it is still a very wasteful and over-indulgent institution.I heard at that time that someone had even send tangas and strings for the local women
You are quite right on this mate. Aid does not go directly to the poor! I have a friend who works/volunteers in "Doctors without borders" (or whatever they are called in english). He said to me during Christmas time when he visited me, that even though the majority of the volunteers really want to help and the even sucrify themselves, there are still people, mostly high officials who are CORRUPTED and "steal" a lot of this money. It ends up to the poor only a 40% of what is initially intended to be sent. This is dramatic if you think of the amounts of money given to the poor! The same goes for the "hardware" as well!
Paris has been liberated!!! 
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I have slightly different feelings about the way the Media has reacted notic -- first they couldn't give us enough of the Hilton story ....and now many of them are acting like they are above the trivial Hilton saga.
Personally, although Hilton brings a lot of the criticism on herself, I really feel she doesn't deserve any of the nastiness the Media has dealt her.
I think a lot of it can be put down to good old-fashioned jealousy. Paris has been treated like a joke by the Media ....they invented her, use her, hound her ....and then take immense pleasure watching as she and her friends self destruct.
Paris is very immature by I don't think she is an unpleasant person. I also thought she looked better than I have ever seen her when she walked out of prison, she actually looked like a normal human being -- and pretty even .....and I've never thought Paris was pretty before.
Personally, although Hilton brings a lot of the criticism on herself, I really feel she doesn't deserve any of the nastiness the Media has dealt her.
I think a lot of it can be put down to good old-fashioned jealousy. Paris has been treated like a joke by the Media ....they invented her, use her, hound her ....and then take immense pleasure watching as she and her friends self destruct.
Paris is very immature by I don't think she is an unpleasant person. I also thought she looked better than I have ever seen her when she walked out of prison, she actually looked like a normal human being -- and pretty even .....and I've never thought Paris was pretty before.
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Paris Hilton is not DUMB. She's incredibly intelligent. With the help of some advisor's she's managed to make squillions out of the public at large by doing absolutely nothing but serving up trash. The trash people want her to dish out so they can bitch about her, but love her for it. In short she's created a loved/loathed public persona to milk millions. That there is even a thread about her on this board is a testament to the outrageous success she has had. That's hot! NOT.
NOT.
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Every time the media allegedly uses her, she laughs all the way to the bank. I don't think she will ever be too bothered by it. The Paris Hilton brand is herself and what many PR experts call her bimbo, moronic behavior. However, every time her name is mentioned on the tele, her fee to appear at nightclubs goes up.
I have been around many, many reporters myself. Jealously is a component in every newsroom. Around Wall St. bonus season, you can read so many articles that mention the pay of a top newspaper editor as inferior to the pay of a most junior analyst at an investment bank. It is a useless comparison.
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Yeah, but why get so angry about it Tyc .....why do you have such strong opinions about a girl you don't even know. She might be irritating ...but she isn't a bad person. I think it's really pathetic how everyone is so unkind about her now ....she really doesn't deserve that.
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