It sounds like you haven't experienced traveling in one of the good, well-equipped new (or old) vans. Just a 90s Chevrolet Astro (4.3-liter V6) could transport you to a different world with all the available comforts included: radio and air conditioning controls in the back with headphone jacks, everything for each seat, huge seats, plush suspension, legs stretched out like in a limousine—pure pleasure.Clearly, I'm hopelessly out of touch when it comes to modern day "hip" vehicles.
I cannot help but immediately associate "vans" with utilitarian, commercial vehicles. They may be fitted with boudoir-appropriate appointments, but still...they're like delivery vans carrying plush furniture. Or like oxen wearing makeup.