'shock', 'surprise', ... :
GDP falls faster than experts had forecast as government cuts back on Covid spending and manufacturers are hit by higher prices
www.independent.co.uk
Pound hits one-month low after UK GDP falls 0.3% in April and European stock markets drop to three-month lows
www.theguardian.com
- but fear not, plebs, the top BBC economics bod, Faisal Fibber, has just said - after much more important news on Etonian Henry Dimbleby wanting us to eat insects, and a literal handful, of the hundreds of thousands of 'refugees', sent to Rwanda, that 'there is NO recession, and there will NOT be' - as ever, falling back on the technical definition - two consecutive quarters of negative growth - which is as trustworthy and rigged as JLR sales figures under Speth.
Someone came on after Faisal the Fibber, and said, in albeit mealymouth words, 'of course we're in a bloody recession'.
The BBC - you pay or go to jail - to be BS'ed 24/7.
Here's what's happening:
The Plebs have stopped spending - NOT hyperbole. The '0.3 %' contraction is BS, ludicrous. As we've seen, one of the best proxies of economic activity is motor fuel consumption - which for motorway travel, at the start of the peak driving season in the year - late Spring - is down by half or more.
New car sales have also almost come to a complete stop - real annualised now around 700k, compared to 2-2.5m, back in the late 90s, mid 2000s, AND this with a population at least one-third greater than it was 25 years ago.
The BBC will still tell you it's raining, while pissing down your back - it's its job. They'll be doing it when Putin's nukes fall, or/and people are killing each other for food - 'Keep Calm and Carry On(being bovine, pleb)'.
This isn't 2008/9, nor 1976(IMF), nor even 1930s Great Depression/Slump. This is unprecedented. Economic activity has collapsed. The UK 'economy' was 90% consumption, not primary - agriculture, fishing, mining - or secondary - manufacturing, from heavy, steel etc, to light, plastics, clothing, etc.
The froth, faux, fake, 'UK Economy' fell over as quickly as it sprang up - people selling houses to each other, doing each other's food, entertainment, laundry, cleaning, etc - all of it tertiary, and built on nothing, other than exponential house prices, driving the wealth effect.
Those 'million pound houses', dotted all over the South East particularly, are now prisons, debtors prisons.
This is how it ends:
'They cannot raise interest rates, which they have to, by rights, with inflation in staples running at around, real, 20%, as They know, whatever Faisal the Fibber and co. are told to tell the plebs, that real GDP has collapsed, and we are in a huge, unprecedented depression - GDP down at least 20%, on just 6 months ago.
If They raise rates by just 1% - 100 base points - the plebs will panic over unpayable mortgages, and spend even less on food, fuel and heating, in order not to lose the house.
If They don't raise rates, with the Fed expected to do that by 50 points at least this Thursday, and perhaps ECB similar, then there'll be a flight from the pound - a Sterling Crisis to make Healey and 1976, and his trip to beg the IMF, or Wilson's devaluation in the 1960s, or Lamont's singing in the bath with the 90s ERM crisis, all look like child's play.
The £ is the thing to watch, whatever high-paid clowns like Faisal the Fibber are told to read off their scripts.
No rates rise, and a possible caving to Tory backbench pressure to 'Do something!', and boost spending, by emergency tax cut - VAT, fuel duty, perhaps income tax even - and we are in Argentina peso and sovereign debt default territory firmly - buyers of gilts will not accept real inflation of 20%, and the money paid to pay their interest from money printing. Third world sh!tholes don't get away with that - investors want hard currencies, or better still, gold, or some national asset - so why should de facto UK get away with it.
Here it comes. And we've just the right man for the job - the 20 stone, 5 year old in a 60 year old's knackered body, alcoholic and dope head, 'Boris'.
When's the first flight out of here?