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It's quite old but very funny nonetheless stereotypes. Please add more if you have any. 
Different topics on all types of car forums:
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My 10 bolt is broke and I'm completely stock.
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Racing against a 2.7 on the highway is a big mistake.
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Help engine sludge problem, what do I do?
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Weird noises coming from the engine, what is the problem?
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Engine stalled on me in the middle of the highway, replaced the engine 3 times in the last year what do I do?
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Integra forums
- - -Raced a Corvette last night, NOS didn't kick in, where the facks my goddamn NOS.
RSX Forums
- - -Fackin Mustangs
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Caravan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
- - -"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
GM Forums
- - -How come none of the "contact us" links work?
Nissan GT-R Forums
- - -Tried to launch against a Z06 at a light, found out that my AAA card has expired. Know anybody that does good transmission work for cheap?
Honda Forums
- - -I don't have much torque, but I don't really care right now.
Accord Forums
- - -Some punk in his 1.5L Civic tried to race me on the highway. Fool little does he know I have a 2.2L.
Mustang Forums
- - -Some Camaro fackin raced me last night, fackin Camaro's
Viper Forums
- - -8.4L of displacement biaches, nobody can brag with a bigger cock than that. Some kid in a 1.3L RX-7 tried to race me, kids they never grow up.
Porsche Forums
--- Took the car for a drive, got bugs on it. What's a good local paint shop?
Porsche Forums
--- Cars in a ditch, where's my AAA card?
F-body Forums
- - - What's the best mullet products on the market?
Mustang Forums
- - - Why does the DOT keep making streets with turns?!
American car Forums
- - - What does everyone get their Dale Earnhardt memorabilia?
American car Forums
- - - Walmart deals inside!
RX7 Forums
- - - Where's all my torque going?!
Corvette Forums
- - - Best heart doctor in the midwest?
Golf GTI/R32 Forums
- - - Some kid was talking shet so I raced and beat the punk. He was driving an STi, don't ask me for video proof, cuz I don't have any.
GCF Forums
- - - Yeah American cars suck, look at their interiors. I'd much rather pay >$200,000 for a Mercedes with a nice one.
Different topics on all types of car forums:
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My 10 bolt is broke and I'm completely stock.
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Racing against a 2.7 on the highway is a big mistake.
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Help engine sludge problem, what do I do?
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Weird noises coming from the engine, what is the problem?
Dodge Intrepid Forums
- - - Engine stalled on me in the middle of the highway, replaced the engine 3 times in the last year what do I do?
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Mustang forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Integra forums
- - -Raced a Corvette last night, NOS didn't kick in, where the facks my goddamn NOS.
RSX Forums
- - -Fackin Mustangs
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Caravan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
- - -"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
GM Forums
- - -How come none of the "contact us" links work?
Nissan GT-R Forums
- - -Tried to launch against a Z06 at a light, found out that my AAA card has expired. Know anybody that does good transmission work for cheap?
Honda Forums
- - -I don't have much torque, but I don't really care right now.
Accord Forums
- - -Some punk in his 1.5L Civic tried to race me on the highway. Fool little does he know I have a 2.2L.
Mustang Forums
- - -Some Camaro fackin raced me last night, fackin Camaro's
Viper Forums
- - -8.4L of displacement biaches, nobody can brag with a bigger cock than that. Some kid in a 1.3L RX-7 tried to race me, kids they never grow up.
Porsche Forums
--- Took the car for a drive, got bugs on it. What's a good local paint shop?
Porsche Forums
--- Cars in a ditch, where's my AAA card?
F-body Forums
- - - What's the best mullet products on the market?
Mustang Forums
- - - Why does the DOT keep making streets with turns?!
American car Forums
- - - What does everyone get their Dale Earnhardt memorabilia?
American car Forums
- - - Walmart deals inside!
RX7 Forums
- - - Where's all my torque going?!
Corvette Forums
- - - Best heart doctor in the midwest?
Golf GTI/R32 Forums
- - - Some kid was talking shet so I raced and beat the punk. He was driving an STi, don't ask me for video proof, cuz I don't have any.
GCF Forums
- - - Yeah American cars suck, look at their interiors. I'd much rather pay >$200,000 for a Mercedes with a nice one.
