DaSilva - "Sweetalker"

[DaSilva]

Julius
wants to share some "clever" comments to get you LAID
on a blackwinterday ... J/K

Enjoy this guys, took me a while translate to English


Do you have some Brasilian/Norwegian in you ? Do you want some ?

Hi could I please take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ?

You look tired, Do you want me to hold your boobs?

My love for you is like diarea. Can`t hold it back.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want me to walk past you once more?

Can I please have a bandaid? I hit my knee when I fell for you.

How do you like your eggs ? - fertilized ?

Your clothes would look great on my bedroomfloor.

Want to play vacuum cleaner? you suck and I howl

This must be your luckyday, cause I am single

If you were a hambruger at McDonalds, your name would be McDelicious


You look dusty, let me sweep over you

I have noticed that you haven't noticed me

Did it hurt, faling down from heaven ?

I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you

Have I met you before? No? Then it must have been in my dreams

Spread your legs! It's the inside that counts!

If this place was a meatmarked you would be the tenderloin

You know what? Your eyes has the same colour as my Porscha

May I have your autograph? (why?) You are Miss World, right ?

Come home with me, eat pizza and fck ? (answer: No) .. What?
You don't like pizza ?


Just cleaned my room... want to come home and mess around?

I am a monkey and you are my banana


Fck me if I am wrong but isn't your name Keyknob ?

Me Tarzan, you Jane?


Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Does this cloth smell like chloroform?

Is your name summer, cuz you're so HOT?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants


Get your coat love, you've pulled


Hey. What's the meat price for tonight?

Hi. I've got a Porsche

Hi. Are you a vegetarian or is it possible to make room for a "small"
piece of meat?

Please sit on my lap I will tell you about a hard adolescence


Do you have sex with strangers? No? Then allow me to introduce myself!


Hi there, I don't know your name. Can I call you mine ?

I've lost my number, can I have yours ?


Hi, do you have some change, I need to call home and tell my mom
that I've found the love of my life.

Hey, aren't you exhausted today? after the way you ran around in
my dreams lastnight.

Your dad must be a baker, since you have such nice buns.


Your mom and dad must have been terrorists since they
made a BOMB like you!


Do you have a horse ? ... All princesses need a horse?


Ye, Cool tits!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together ... Alright...

You MUST be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you...


Hey you, did you know that I am a hobbygynecologist

Do you want to come home with me and make magic ?
First we fck then you disappear..


Pickuplines are for pussies, shall we fck ?

Your father is a thief. He has stolen two stars and put them in your eyes.

Hey there, let's go for a powerf#ck wanna ride my yoshi? nice shoes, let's fck!

 

[Gullwing]

Your eyes are like spanners, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.

 

[Giannis]

Julius, do you want to get laid? Then come here and spend a night with me at my bar. Then your problem will be which one to choose

 

[LaArtist]

Umm..i usually pay for sex..so i dont need this..

 

[Gullwing]

Julius, do you want to get laid? Then come here and spend a night with me at my bar. Then your problem will be which one to choose

What do you mean this "choose"???

Oh you mean just pick one

 

[Tarek]

Umm..i usually pay for sex..so i dont need this..

Lol

 

[Monster]

So, Julius, have you tried those pickup lines yet?

Out of the entire list, this one will definitely work 99% of the time.

Hi. I've got a Porsche

 

[DaSilva]

Julius, do you want to get laid? Then come here and spend a night with me at my bar. Then your problem will be which one to choose

Sounds great ! Problems ? Why don't take them all ?

Umm..i usually pay for sex..so i dont need this..

Hey, That's why I made this list so you can save some money!

So, Julius, have you tried those pickup lines yet?

Out of the entire list, this one will definitely work 99% of the time.

I've tried some of them, most important isn't the actuall line
it just has to be either funny or brassy,
it's also about the way you say it to the chick you need to make
it sound nice.

 

[kovachian]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed-rock.

 

[Zonda]

"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

I girl actually used that one on me once ^^

For Julius, "Tjena kexet! Står du här och smular?". Try it with some charm

 

[ateekt]

What you drive is who you are! Don't let people think dirty about you ...!

 

[JadeVetti]

So, Julius, have you tried those pickup lines yet?

Out of the entire list, this one will definitely work 99% of the time.

Like you said Monster, 99% of the time. Porsches do nothing for me. I don't go into heat, nothing.

(lol) This list is funny. Very Borat-ish, as if from the movie itself--

 

[Zonda]

Ye, cars are overrated when it comes to girls. I mean, who honestly thinks that they can compete with an old washing machine?

 

[warot]

Like you said Monster, 99% of the time. Porsches do nothing for me. I don't go into heat, nothing.

(lol) This list is funny. Very Borat-ish, as if from the movie itself--

What if I drove an X6

Haha, funny lines but very not me. I'm more of an eye contact and smile kind of person... then plenty of alcohol

 

[Remy Zero]

your software makes my hardware go haywire

 

[Monster]

Like you said Monster, 99% of the time. Porsches do nothing for me. I don't go into heat, nothing.

The reason why I said that is because I do know a number of girls who have no idea what a Porsche is......

 

[PanterroR]

Man, Julius, you're unbelievable!

You can easily become GCF's mascot!

 

[JadeVetti]

What if I drove an X6

Haha, funny lines but very not me. I'm more of an eye contact and smile kind of person... then plenty of alcohol

Ah, now we're talking. But you'd be getting warmer. Funny, but the car I would most want for myself, is not the same car that would swoon me, ain't that something?

Eye contact and a smile is best. I whole heartedly agree. Sans the alcohol though.

 

[JadeVetti]

The reason why I said that is because I do know a number of girls who have no idea what a Porsche is......

They're not missing anything ....

 

[NarutoRamen]

Julius, do you want to get laid? Then come here and spend a night with me at my bar. Then your problem will be which one to choose

Holy crap. Are you a pimp?