BMW Compactive Tourer - spy pics & info

BMW is so marketing driven it is becoming ridiculous!

Ford F-150 is the highest selling vehicle in the U.S EVERY year since its inception practically. So when can we expect a BMW Pickup? Hey, money and Sales are all that matter! Forget about maintaining integrity while getting rich! Since goofy gimmicky nu-Segment names are apparently necessary for BMW to prove their worth nowadays, I can imagine they'd call it "PickActive Sportsbed Truck" :D.

I can upsettingly expect these kinds of cars from Mercedes, but Sayyaaf said it best; BMW have a Sports legacy to uphold, and these cars will all but diminish that stronghold for good to the coming generations.
 
COMPACTIVE!!!! What the? Does that word even exist? Or is it BMW marketing at its finest (yet again...).

I am not joking or exaggerating but I felt a little sick after seeing the word "COMPACTIVE".

I can imagine it now, BMW proclaiming loudly that this hideous creation is the world first 'compactive' vehicle for those active individuals seeking to distinguish themselves from others lesser beings by throwing money at this this awesome lifestyle accessory. It is the combination of a SUV+SAV+MPV+GT+sports coupe in one innovative shape that will bring pants wetting joy to anyone within a 1000000km radius. Sorry rant over.


Anyway will this car be part of the i-BMW sub brand?
 
Anyway will this car be part of the i-BMW sub brand?

Nope.

The i is RWD, hybrid / electro, carbon type of brand. ;) i3 boxy little car (3dr, 4 seats) is another story - it's electric, it's made of carbon, it's RWD.

While this Compactive Tourer is FWD, based on the upcoming MINI modular platform, featuring petrol & diesel engines, classic materials used, and will probably be a part of 1er family (1-series Compactive Tourer).
But there is also a rumor out there BMW will offer some FWD cars under Y series badge. This being BMW Y3, or something? :t-hands:
 
Yes KA, you're a little lttp

It's just a little part in keeping them the NUMBER ONE manufacturer of premium cars. Ahead of your beloved Mercedes. And yeah, I know it hurts.

If garbage like this is what keeps them #1, then they can take it!

As long as they keep making cute little ridiculously embarrassing marketing-schtick names, they can be more "innovative" in these "niche markets" than their competitors I guess. :D
 
Hideous shape, i can't believe something with this shape carrying a set of kidney grilles and angel eyes or whatever. I would've thought at least make it a 5er GT shape kinda car but this is simply a mini van shape. Come on the B-class is crap looking! it might sell well but come on, there are SOME identity or uniqueness that BMW can afford to take (i would have believed) but they are so damn unconfident that they are following what others do, simply hugely expanding the model like... is this truly the only way to survive? Would BMW die without the X5M, X6M, X3M? Would BMW die without this compactive thing? (sorry but compactive appears to be a spelling mistake on my computer, it is not even a word).. would BMW die by creating a Z4M, a Mcoupe/roadster? Competing against stuff that you have advantage in, which results in a product that aligns with the brand is OK, like the 6erGC.. but now we're talking about a mini van.
 
I wish that M-B and BMW would just utilize sub-brands (like Mini, Smart, etc.) to make these dumb cars, and keep the core brands as elite. The future is in question with stuff like this.
 
In contrary: the future is brighter then ever with those things. For MB, and for BMW.

Admit it: nobody would make noise about such cars if BMW had a supercar or any similar exotic halo car in its portfolio.

But without supercar in BMW portfolio some think such cars are making BMW a less sporty brand.
MB has cars like R-class, B-class, van-like A-class in its portfolio, but nobody is complaining about. Because there is SLS (or SLR in the past), and AMG galore incl Black Series.

Why not picking on MB since they have no luxury car beyond S/CL - and cars like A-class (definitely not a luxury car) can hurt MB as luxury brand?

Double standards?

Just like B-class this BMW Compactive Tourer is targeting specific customer pool - if you are not part of it, why complaining? If you like 3er, buy a 3er. If wanting Z4, buy Z4. Lusting for M5 - get M5. Etc. And those who want a family-friendly BMW will pick the Compactive Tourer.

Anyway its a Europe-centered model, so what's the point eg US & other non-European members whining about it. Don't know ... BMW, MB & Audi has quite different image in Europe (especially in domestic German market), and are not per se perceived as luxury. There are many base models sold in Europe - with stark standard equipment. Eg. MB has no problem selling A-class & B-class -without any harm done to MB luxury image. Same case with BMW - selling cars like 116i, 116d or 316d (which are hardly sporty & featuring great performance) without hurting BMW sporty image. And not even sub-1er would not hurt it, nor the minivan. At least not in the markets they will be sold in.

MB, BMW, Audi etc are global companies, and has to cater different tastes & different customer needs. So, some markets get models other don't (eg. 5er/A&/E-class LWB in China; A1, A-class, B-class, A3 3dr, 1er hatch, even A5 Sportback not available in US etc).

Why dissing models that target different markets then your own?
 
In contrary: the future is brighter then ever with those things. For MB, and for BMW.

Admit it: nobody would make noise about such cars if BMW had a supercar or any similar exotic halo car in its portfolio.

But without supercar in BMW portfolio some think such cars are making BMW a less sporty brand.
MB has cars like R-class, B-class, van-like A-class in its portfolio, but nobody is complaining about. Because there is SLS (or SLR in the past), and AMG galore incl Black Series.

Why not picking on MB since they have no luxury car beyond S/CL - and cars like A-class (definitely not a luxury car) can hurt MB as luxury brand?

Double standards?

Just like B-class this BMW Compactive Tourer is targeting specific customer pool - if you are not part of it, why complaining? If you like 3er, buy a 3er. If wanting Z4, buy Z4. Lusting for M5 - get M5. Etc. And those who want a family-friendly BMW will pick the Compactive Tourer.

Anyway its a European-centered model, so what's the point US members whining about it. Don't know ... BMW, MB & Audi has quite different image in Europe (especially in domestic German market), and are not per se perceived as luxury. There are many base models sold in Europe - with stark standard equipment.

MB, BMW, Audi etc are global companies, and has to cater different tastes & different customer needs. So, some markets get models other don't (eg. 5er/A&/E-class LWB in China; A1, A-class, B-class, A3 3dr, 1er hatch, even A5 Sportback not available in US etc).

Why dissing models that target different markets then your own?



I think if people honestly take the time to read and UNDERSTAND this post by Eni, ...and by read and understand I mean to read it without bias and actually think about it for about 5 seconds... then this should answer all the questions and continued complaining about some of the new niche/target market-centric products that BMW have and will continue to develop.

Read...AND Understand. :)



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COMPACTIVE!!!! What the? Does that word even exist? Or is it BMW marketing at its finest (yet again...).

Compact + Active = Compactive. Nothing new from BMW, they renamed the SUV to SAV with the first X5 back in 1999. That's a good 12 years ago.. surely people have got over this by now. Surely.


Hey guys i hope i dont get attacked by some but let me be clear here there is no way i can associate BMW with a car like this really it shocks mr for BMW to make such a B class type car.

When I think of Mercedes-Benz, I think of big luxury cars, a status symbol...I think of the S-class as the focal point of the Mercedes-Benz brand. Yet they've got the B-class, and even a smaller A-class. I'm sure if you can swallow the A/B-class from MB, then I don't think there's any reason you should be gagging at this BMW model.


I can upsettingly expect these kinds of cars from Mercedes, but Sayyaaf said it best; BMW have a Sports legacy to uphold, and these cars will all but diminish that stronghold for good to the coming generations.

And again... MB have a luxury image and status to uphold...but they've got the A/B-class. If anything, this mini-MPV at least is sized right to be a sporty driver-car (kind of like the Mazda 2 is still a sporty and stylish car even though it's smaller than some people's TV's). MB haven't brought the A/B-class to the US market because yes they have their own image/legacy to uphold...same reason why BMW hasn't brought the 1er hatch..and the same reason why BMW won't bring this 1er Compactive thingamebob to the US. Open your mind to the world as a whole, not just US-centric thinking.... it'll do wonders. :D


Whatever cars BMW produce. Whatever names they give them. You can guarantee that the marketing department will insist it's a brand new niche that no other manufacturer has thought of filling before, and no consumer has realised they needed filling.

It's what they're paid to do...again, you'd think people would have got over that by now. What would you rather the BMW marketing guys/gals say? "Yeah, we saw how popular the Mercedes A/B-class is, so we decided to join in the party!". Considering that the A/B-class is really the only premium option in this mini/city-MPV category...and considering the A/B-class isn't exactly sporty or visually aggressive, it's only natural that BMW marketing will most likely convey a message of sportiness and 'activeness'. It may not be a 3 series coupe, but relative to its competitor/s (the A/B-class), I definitely think it'll be more 'active' and sporty.



I wish that M-B and BMW would just utilize sub-brands (like Mini, Smart, etc.) to make these dumb cars, and keep the core brands as elite. The future is in question with stuff like this.

I agree to a certain extent. But again, the A/B-class for Mercedes hasn't hurt MB's brand image/identity in Europe..so I don't expect this thing to hurt BMW in Europe either. The thing is, these smaller, more affordable 'dumb cars' aren't simply created to fill niche gaps or inflate sales numbers, they also serve the purpose of attractive customers to the brand at an earlier stage. It's an aspirational thing.. climbing the ladder of vehicles as your lifestyle needs/wants change.



Oh fear not, I perfectly understand the rationale, the business case for such products. I'm not stupid.

No one's saying you're stupid. I'm simply saying that at times people need to think about it.
Agreed that you don't have to like the product. I certainly don't like the idea, and I wouldn't consider this sort of vehicle when you have the regular 1er and X1 to choose from....but then again, I bet Mercedes wasn't thinking of someone like me or you when they green-lighted the A/B-class. If you don't like it.. no worries, you have every right to say that, but at least you still understand the rationale behind such a product. :eusa_clap
 
Oh fear not, I perfectly understand the rationale, the business case for such products. I'm not stupid.

I can't however be expected to like everything that BMW dreams up - that's what makes me an individual and why certain individual BMW products appeal to me. If I don't like it, it doesn't mean I don't get it.

This is a product I'd rather see BMW without, the key stakeholders of course may disagree but this will do nothing to change the enthusiast in me. There are several BMW products that inspire me. This one along with many others, doesn't. Simple as that. I think it's shite and am perfectly entitled to feel this way.

I like many different flavours of ice cream. Do I have to like the latest lemon grass flavour even if it's the future of ice cream? Well not if it tastes like shite obviously.

Does this make me ignorant, future-averse or narrow-minded? Of course not, it just makes me particular - that's all.
 
Nobody says you have to eat, or even taste lemon grass flavored ice cream. ;) If you know you don't like lemon grass flavor in general - you simply won't order ice cream of this particular flavor. But some love it, and it's there in the window for those who love it. And there is also pizza flavored ice cream available, and hamburger flavored ice cream for those who like such exotic flavors.

Sure everybody can express his / her opinion, but what's the point expressing opinion about things that don't affect you at all? :t-hands:

Sure we can discuss tastes here ... But I thought the rationale, and the argument-base debate is more appreciated here than the mere discussion based on personal tastes. :confused:
 
Nobody says you have to eat, or even taste lemon grass flavored ice cream. ;) If you know you don't like lemon grass flavor in general - you simply won't order ice cream of this particular flavor. But some love it, and it's there in the window for those who love it.

But if I tasted the lemon grass flavoured ice cream and I said it tasted just like ordinary lemon, I wouldn't appreciate the shop owner saying I'm wrong and clearly don't understand the flavour and there must be something wrong with my taste buds. Nor would I respect the owner if the ice cream shop next door was also selling lemon grass flavoured ice cream, but he said his was clearly different, even though they both taste exactly the same. I would also express my disappointment if the ice cream shop owner had a long history of selling strawberry and chocolate ice cream, built a brand on strawberry and chocolate, and also said strawberry and chocolate are the very ethos of the ice cream parlour, and that other companies can go ahead and start selling fancy niche flavours that have no relevance, but then all of a sudden decided to stop making that to sell this new lemon grass flavour.
 
Anyone else hungry for ice-cream right now ?? :eusa_danc


But if I tasted the lemon grass flavoured ice cream and I said it tasted just like ordinary lemon, I wouldn't appreciate the shop owner saying I'm wrong and clearly don't understand the flavour and there must be something wrong with my taste buds. Nor would I respect the owner if the ice cream shop next door was also selling lemon grass flavoured ice cream, but he said his was clearly different, even though they both taste exactly the same.

Even though the B-class and this upcoming 1er CT may well be 90% the same, they would not be 'exactly the same'. The design of each vehicle would of course differ, but more importantly so would the branding. In the ice cream analogy, the shop next door may well be selling lemon grass flavoured ice cream that tastes identical to the first shop, but if the ice cream brand is different, then there is a difference.. at least in the way customers would perceive the respective ice cream flavours. They may well taste the same...and who knows, most likely are produced at the same factory, ..but there's a difference in the brand. Heck, look at the near cloning between Audi and VW products.




I would also express my disappointment if the ice cream shop owner had a long history of selling strawberry and chocolate ice cream, built a brand on strawberry and chocolate, and also said strawberry and chocolate are the very ethos of the ice cream parlour, and that other companies can go ahead and start selling fancy niche flavours that have no relevance, but then all of a sudden decided to stop making that to sell this new lemon grass flavour.

But what do you expect the shop owner to do when scientists find out that producing strawberry flavoured ice cream actually is harmful to the environment because it releases this unique chemical that causes skin irritation? Suddenly strawberry flavoured ice cream is becoming socially unpopular. Adding to that, the government is forcing ice cream producers to limit the amount of flavouring that can go into strawberry flavoured ice cream, so that flavour would now taste very watered-down. Furthermore, the cost to produce strawberry ice cream is become increasingly expensive, and the owner feels that customers would not be very happy with a significant hike in price. The shop owner ponders what to do...... and he notices that his competitor next door has stopped selling strawberry flavoured ice cream, and that his lemon grass flavour is becoming increasingly popular.
I wonder what the first ice cream shop owner would do....... :ind2:

Just to add, the first shop owner also notices that people might actually like to buy a slice of cake, or pie, or a chocolate bar, or fresh fruit, or homemade jam/jelly... u know, niche items...and that there are also some customers asking for ice cream sundaes, ice cream with extra toppings, ice cream milkshakes.... u know, add-on products that don't cost much more to produce.

Needless to say, the ice cream owner was very happy about the future of his business, so he bought himself some new jeans, new shoes, a new shirt....and walked home a happy man.

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@Betty

What's wrong with more choices?

IMO the more choices the better.

When strawberry & chocolate ice cream are still available to you, why do some new flavors bother you at all? Because other people start to shop @ your favorite shop, and you feel less special now, less exclusive?

Btw, tasting ice cream of a flavor you know you don't like is irrational & beyond any reason. Why torturing yourself and being masochistic? Or just tasting it to get a "legit" reason to bitch about it? Get what you like, and enjoy it. Why be miserable?
 
What's wrong with more choices?

When strawberry & chocolate ice cream are still available to you, why do some new flavors bother you at all?

Because you don't want to be associated with the store that sell manure and jockstrap flavoured icecream :D

On a more serious note. I know that BMW need these cheap, highly profitable, FWD models, and it's great that BMW makes money so they can spend it on building proper sports coupes (no, not comfort/luxury/pampered coupes - sports coupes) like they should. Problem is. Brand image could suffer just a bit...

...ask this guy:
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:D

But on the other hand, if the Compactive (:happy001:) would drive like a MINI and be fit like one - all fine with me!
 
The design of each vehicle would of course differ, but more importantly so would the branding. In the ice cream analogy, the shop next door may well be selling lemon grass flavoured ice cream that tastes identical to the first shop, but if the ice cream brand is different, then there is a difference..

And there is the crux of my argument. The BMW brand has always had the image of "the ultimate driving machine". Their image/brand was very strong and made them stand out from their competitors. This wasn't just marketing, it was fact, as they had rear wheel drive on every car (there was even a commercial featuring an E46 Coupe which had a lot of resonance for me but I can't find it). What BMW are doing now is ruining the brand by chasing every last Dollar, so in fact there won't be a difference from other manufacturers.

Why they have to use the BMW badge when Mini has it's own brand and is doing very well, I don't know.
 

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