Audi: the ultimate dildo?

[EnI]

I went to a movie theatre today with my friends, and while walking through a parking lot we watched the parked cars. And when we came to a silver Audi A6 a friend of my (a girl) said: "Look, a dildo!" We started to laugh and looked at her seeking for further elaboration.

She says Audi cars remind her of metal dildos since they are so rounded, sleek & shiny.

The other two girls in the group checked the A6 and agreed it really looked like a giant dildo. Then we searched for an A4 there, and when had found it the girls confirmed the thesis: looking like a dildo.



I almost died of laughing. And I still can't stop laughing.

 

[Deutsch]

LoL, your lady freinds sound fun. If an Audi is that big a turn on then for sure I must have one!!!

 

[dOmInIX]

Haha...you're crazy!!

 

[Zonda]

LoL, your lady freinds sound fun. If an Audi is that big a turn on then for sure I must have one!!!

Haha. It has to have a big engine too for ultimate vibration

 

[wltsm]

Haha. It has to have a big engine too for ultimate vibration

Probably a diesel!

I wonder if this is what Audi cars are meant to look like!

 

[Centurion]

ROLF!! Crazy female friends.

 

[DaSilva]

Audi is what you want it to be, from a nice dildo to a very good car!

If I want the A6 to be a exotic statue, I just leave it in my garden.
If I want it to be a amazing car, I take my key, start the engine and drive!
If someone want to use the Audi as a dildo, ok

You can't do that with an BMW the shape of the car isn't right.

Audi made for everykind of people!

*My english isn't very good*

 

[Yperion]

Who cares what she says? She is probably imagining of seeing what she wishes for.

BTW your English are fine Marq.

 

[Zafiro]

I have always thought MB CLS was the perfect dildo?

 

[LaArtist]

what do you know about dildos..just me..ask the gurls..

But who am i to say.. maybe you have experience hahah