5 Series (E60) 5er E60 really is a "shit-car"

The BMW E60 is the fifth generation of the BMW 5 Series. Body styles: E60 (saloon/sedan), E61 (wagon/touring). Predecessor: 5 Series (E39). Successor: 5 Series (F10). Production: 2003–2010.

Zafiro

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this car must smell bad :D

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Yannis said:
Lol, is that BMW's new nano particle paint? :D
ROTFLOL! Peachy Yannis!

Here's my attempt:
Industry insiders claim that BMW's paint quality is dropping.
 
That's just crap.
I suppose BMW drivers are used to taking the sh!t by now... :D
 
Headline in local newspaper:
BMW-driving prostitute accused of being a little dung-ho.
 
I think the white spots are there tog give the colour pearl effect. :D
 
perhaps the birds didnt like the Bangle-styling or perhaps the pigeons ate too much Texas chili?
 
It will need days to clean all this sh!t.

Heading on our local newspaper:
Pigeons criticise Bangle for his design!
 


There are worse things that can happen to a BMW than bird poo. :D
 
evey bmw should be like that.. so that you can smell it from far and prepear for the visual design SHOCK :D.. haha
 
The Artist said:
evey bmw should be like that.. so that you can smell it from far and prepear for the visual design SHOCK :D.. haha

or so you know when to move over when a BMW is closing in on you on the freeway :D
 
something like that is also bad for your BMW:



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*warning: don't try these at home*
 
The Artist said:
evey bmw should be like that.. so that you can smell it from far and prepear for the visual design SHOCK :D.. haha

indeed that red colour of the fire, suits the white car :cool: :D
 

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Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, abbreviated as BMW is a German multinational manufacturer of luxury vehicles and motorcycles headquartered in Munich, Bavaria, Germany. The company was founded in 1916 as a manufacturer of aircraft engines, which it produced from 1917 to 1918 and again from 1933 to 1945.
Official website: BMW (Global), BMW (USA)

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