Ford Edsel - Sort of like calling a car "Bob", "John" or "Frank"
Daihatsu Rocky - Did they name it after the movie or the mountains?
Suzuki Esteem - It's a car that makes you feel good about yourself.
Daihatsu Charade - It's pretending to be a car.
Mitsubishi Aspire - It's ambition is to be a car.
Ford Escort - It goes wherever you go.
Dodge Neon - What's tacky-looking and glows in the dark?
AMC Gremlin - Was this car full of them?
Toyota Stout - Maybe they'd sell more if it was "Big & Tall"
Datsun Cherry - Having it stolen is like losing your virginity
Volkswagen Golf - Is it as boring to drive as the game is to watch?
Subaru Justy -Justy whaty?
AMC Pacer - This car just goes back and forth all the time.
Toyota Cressida - Named after the backstabbing, unfaithful Shakespeare Character, right?
Dodge Scamp - This car is either a rogue, or it moves in a stop-and-go fashion.
Dodge Swinger - This is the perfect car for wife-swappers.
Plymouth Reliant - Ironic, considering it was marketed as a "disposable car".
Hyundai Accent - Does it's engine make odd inflection noises?
Kia Mentor - Does this car teach you how to drive it?
Mitsubishi Mirage - The car that you only think you're driving.
Daihatsu Applause - When you buy it, the salespeople cheer for you.
Daihatsu Rugger - The perfect car for Carpet installers or Rugby players.
Honda Acty Crawler- Does it have wheels or 6 legs?
Honda Ascot - In accidents, this car gets all tied up in knots.
Honda Jazz - Like, cool, man...Honda Joy-Machine Like driving an orgasm Isuzu Big Horn For people who hate the sound of those little beep-beep horns.
Isuzu Forward - Does it have a reverse gear at all?
Mazda Bongo - *MazdaBongo Brawny*MazdaBongo Friendee* Maybe if they keep trying, they'll figure out what's wrong with the name...
Mazda Carol - Realizing "the Edsel factor", they quickly changed it's name to Me Lady!
Mazda Titan - It's either a really big SUV, or a condom...
Mitsubishi Guts - That's all they'll find of you, after you crash it.
Nissan Big - Thumb???
Nissan Fairlady Z - Possibly inspired by a Giant Robot show for girls.
Nissan Largo - This car goes really slow.
Daihatsu Town Cube - Yes, it's a small, square minivan, advertized like it was a wardrobe or closet on wheels. I'm not kidding.
Chevrolet Citation - Is that what the cops give you when they pull you over?
Plymouth Duster - I suppose it's better than "Mop" or "Broom".
Dodge Demon - Who do you think would drive a car with a name like that? Could it be... Satan??
Dodge Drifter - A car for Transients?
Dodge Rampage - The Road-rage car.
Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal -A car with the name of a shoe?
Nissan Prairie - Joy Michael Landon Inspired...?
Mitsubishi Exceed - Careful it doesn't "Exceed" the speed limit
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard - Obviously, they wanted it to sound more like a tool than a truck.
Mazda Scrum - Another car with Rugby players in mind...
Isuzu Giga 20 Light Dump - As appealing as a bowel movement...
Nash Rambler - This is the car for people who just drive on and on aimlessly...
Plymouth Fury - Another road-rage car!
Chevrolet Luv - A Make-out truck
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