M5 TOP TEN signs that you might be overly obsessed with your new M5


The BMW M5 is a high-performance variant of the BMW 5 Series marketed under the BMW M sub-brand. It is considered an iconic vehicle in the sports saloon category. The first M5 model was hand-built beginning in late 1984 on the E28 535i chassis with a modified engine from the M1 that made it the fastest production saloon at the time. M5 models have been produced for every generation of the 5 Series since 1984, with occasional gaps in production (1995 to 1998, 2023 to 2024). Official website: BMW M

Zafiro

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NUMBER 10)
You want to go on a "Sunday Afternoon Drive" 7 days a week.

NUMBER 9)
If you spent as much time exercising as you spend time on this forum, you'd be Mr. Universe.

NUMBER 8)
You've mastered I-Drive in just a few hours whereas you still have yet to figure out how to set the clock in your VCR that you've used for 20 years.

NUMBER 7)
You watch the price of gas with more interest than you do the stock market.

NUMBER 6)
Your wife says you're mumbling in your sleep "Fill 'er up!"

NUMBER 5)
You've never gone over 120MPH in your life but yet you're depressed because of the 155 limiter.

NUMBER 4)
"But Officer, I couldn't have been going 90 - I was only in 2nd!"

NUMBER 3)
You convince your wife that it's cheaper and safer to drive to your next vacation spot instead of flying.

NUMBER 2)
It's late evening and your wife is needing 2 cans of evaporated milk for a recipe she's cooking and you volunteer in an instant to drive down to the Minute Market.

2a) You purposely come back with only 1 can.


AND,, THE NUMBER 1 SIGN THAT YOU MIGHT BE OVERLY OBSESSED WITH YOUR NEW M5 - - -

You're given the 'Salesman of the Month' award from the BMW dealership and you don't even work there!

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=65354
 
lol funny stuff.. hhihi..
i like that working out thing.. lol what if i worked out as much as im on this forum..
i think i would die on the spot :D
 
Wow that is really good.

I wish I could experience those things right now!!!!!!

But I will have to wait until I graduate from law school before I can think of it
 

BMW M

BMW M GmbH, formerly known as BMW Motorsport GmbH, is a subsidiary of BMW AG that manufactures high-performance luxury cars. BMW M ("M" for "motorsport") was initially created to facilitate BMW's racing program, which was very successful in the 1960s and 1970s. As time passed, BMW M began to supplement BMW's vehicle portfolio with specially modified higher trim models, for which they are now most known by the general public. These M-badged cars traditionally include modified engines, transmissions, suspensions, interior trims, aerodynamics, and exterior modifications to set them apart from their counterparts. All M models are tested and tuned at BMW's private facility at the Nürburgring racing circuit in Germany.
Official website: BMW M

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