The Rich Drive Differently, a Study Suggests.

[mini_cooper4]

LaArtist buying a Benz and the unveiling of the two Ricer el Cheapo models from MB will help MB in their fight for the first place

In my country it's Audi drivers that think they own the universe. Mostly the A6 drivers. One of the reasons I used to hate Audi so much.

It goes like this:

Audi driver: I want to show them I'm better... I'll need something EVEN better than a Golf 1.9 TDI for the job!
BMW driver: I'm able to handle that beast on a parking lot... I should be the best driver... let's try the road!
MB driver: I don't know what I'm doing and how to do it but I really need to park closer to the entrance of the mall so everyone can see me driving the best car in the world... ahh there's a Mini let's park in front of it... SHE won't mind waiting for someone with an S-Class.

 

[klier]

I gotta give it to @LaArtist, making an 'official' thread out of this is a classic joke

Brilliant

 

[LaArtist]

I gotta give it to Artist, making an 'official' thread out of this is a classic joke

Someone with a sense of humor!

 

[klier]

Someone with a sense of humor!

Oh....you.....

You know I love you right? (I love BMW even more, but they never give me snarky remarks back...there's no fun!!!)

 

[mini_cooper4]

^^haha you all are so hurt that you are calling the messenger out.

Its fun though, i wont cry mods

When it comes to the el cheepo models of MB, they won't attract the likes you all
I mean they are FWD..not ultimate driving machines like the X1 (double )

Oh... c'mon I'm an Audi driver... and an a-hole just because of that!
Mind that I also have a C-Class as a company car... I might post some videos of me having fun with some pedestrians and then parking in front of the mall far from the other cars(just to make sure my precious baby is still dent-free ) but of course... in front of them...

 

[Betty Swollocks]

From my experience, when driving my M3's the biggest a holes were other BMW drivers. Usually "young" guys in their lesser 3 Series. Constantly wanting to race and stuff. I never got involved.

In the R8 I've never had a single incident that was hostile.

Nowadays, I generally I find if there's somebody on your back bumper wanting to get past.....it's somebody in an Audi TDI.

 

[MikeJ]

Better to have a riced 3er than a freaking Volvo. Any Volvo.

I see. No, wait, I don't. What has Volvo got to do with anything?

 

[martinbo]

C'mon, let's not delude ourselves BMW does attract some of the biggest tools (who reckon they're "operators") you'll find behind the wheel of a car. But in SA the ultimate high-speed hero is a GTI driver. Guaranteed max tool factor. S3 drivers come a close second - anyone who buys an S3 is doing it with the intention to prove they're quick. I've known a couple of M3 owners and they're a pretty chilled lot - hardly ever seen an M3 driving like it got stolen. C63's on the other hand, so naturally predisposed to instant, accessible speed that every one of them is speeding - regardless of the driver's intentions!

 

[Human]

Relax, buddy.
You don't even want to know what they think of MB drivers over here. "Trailer trash" comes to mind, though.

I will not cast the second stone for there are the opposite of heterosexual comments, tweets and quotes about M-B drivers on the net.

So why counter this thread and start a war, destroy the best Motoring Forum on the net? That's what I tried to prevent a angry BMW owner start posting.

Me I like to think myself being a honest, well mannered o'l chap, fair and accountable manager that drives the best brand on the planet or then I am an A- Hole and proud of it!!!

 

[klier]

I see. No, wait, I don't. What has Volvo got to do with anything?

LOL, nothing. I was just making my twisted point. And I stand corrected, even: those Volvo Polestar models are hot as hell

 

[Levi68]

 

[Padi]

Since when did the university of california berkeley move to sweden?


This is BMW fans when reading this survey:

Im sorry i did not conduct the survey..not my fault.

I'm more like this.

How can such a stupid survey get financed, and why on earth does it get so big publicity? What could you get out of this survey? Nothing.

 

[mini_cooper4]

We get the M4 while MB fans get the GLA... I rather be an A-Hole than be in a Sh-Hole

 

[ateekt]

Be as it may. Or be not as it may. They sure get laid more often & unlike competition, with opposite sex partners!

 

[LaArtist]

^you have the survey to back that up?

@Padi would it be as stupid of a survey if the results were in favor of BMW?

@betty Who in their right mind races against a Supercar audi with a V10 and Quattro?
You must be out of your god damned mind to do so.

 

[Padi]

@Padi would it be as stupid of a survey if the results were in favor of BMW?

Of course not.

The Swedish survey that tells about what kind of people drive what kind of cars was totally legit. BMW drivers being sociable, doing extreme sports, interested in music, foreign politics, economy, movies, meeting new people et.c., while MB drivers were the exact opposite. Audi drivers were interested in interior decoration.

 

[LaArtist]

^yeah i bet that survey was just to your taste

lol

 

[Betty Swollocks]

@betty Who in their right mind races against a Supercar audi with a V10 and Quattro?
You must be out of your god damned mind to do so.

They don't. It's my observations when I'm driving other cars that Audi TDI's seem to be always on your back bumper with their LED DRL's glowing.

 

[Kowalski]

Some blonde bitch in a piece of shit black X1 tried to cut me off when she was pulling out of a parking space. I blew my horn on her and she blew her's on me. When the lights turned green and the cars in front started moving, she tried to cut me off again only to ram in the back of the silver VW Touareg in front.

 

[HighestOfHigh]

We get the M4 while MB fans get the GLA... I rather be an A-Hole than be in a Sh-Hole

Really? They got a concept, we got an S-class and a GLA!

EDIT: Oh that's right....I forgot their getting an i8 and i3. Either way both sides should be happy.

To the person that disliked this post- Do you dislike facts?