Video Games Talk to GOD
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very funny have been having loads of fun on this thing
Me:
what car do you drive
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
what are you drivin in then
God:
I don't know what I am drivin in.
Me:
you must you are god
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
what is your dream car
God:
Are you asking about my dream car ?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
well tell me
God:
How about that. I thought I told you already.
Me:
i dont have much time
God:
Do you have another appointment?
Me:
no im waiting for lunch
God:
Are you serious? Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
thats nice to know
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
well i mite be a little
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting gossip: said mite be a little.
Me:
you are being cocky
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being cocky.
Me:
what car do you drive
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
what are you drivin in then
God:
I don't know what I am drivin in.
Me:
you must you are god
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
what is your dream car
God:
Are you asking about my dream car ?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
well tell me
God:
How about that. I thought I told you already.
Me:
i dont have much time
God:
Do you have another appointment?
Me:
no im waiting for lunch
God:
Are you serious? Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
thats nice to know
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
well i mite be a little
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting gossip: said mite be a little.
Me:
you are being cocky
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being cocky.
dOmInIX
Driving Dynamics Pro
Me:
lol....Did you ever had sex?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
why??
God:
" Ho-hum I am really not interested in it."? Why?
Me:
why aren't you interested in sex??
God:
Being interested in sex is not part of my programming.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you're computer gay
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am computer gay.
Me:
you like boys ha?? that's sad, we have a gay god
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
lol...thanks for the link!!
lol....Did you ever had sex?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
why??
God:
" Ho-hum I am really not interested in it."? Why?
Me:
why aren't you interested in sex??
God:
Being interested in sex is not part of my programming.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you're computer gay
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am computer gay.
Me:
you like boys ha?? that's sad, we have a gay god
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
lol...thanks for the link!!
RikfromBelgium
Das Beste Enthusiast
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
rik
God:
That's a very nice name, rik.
Me:
so, what do you prefer: tits or ass
God:
Wow! I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
you like fake tits?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like anything.
Me:
so you're in the pornbusiness
God:
Interesting deduction. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in front of the laptop
God:
Do you ever go in back of the laptop?
Me:
that's kinda impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
because it's a machine, you aren't really smart are you
God:
That makes sense to me. fake tits is a machine I am not really smart am I. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
whatever, so good money making porn?
God:
I hear you. Thanks for the compliment. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
mostly tv, more action
God:
What is your favorite show? What else?
Me:
which movies were you in?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
who
God:
Bill Gates.
.
Me:
bill gates does porn?
God:
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he does porn.
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
ok, so what drove you into porn?
God:
Alright then. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Whoa.
Me:
yo don't know? maybe bad childhood?
God:
Me either. Perhaps. What makes childhood bad?
Me:
being nailed to a cross
God:
Do you mean your name is nailed to a cross.
Me:
not really
God:
What is your real name? For real.
Me:
rik
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
rik
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
well, what do you prefer: on top or doggy
God:
Interesting. I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
enough with the fake tits, pervert
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
so, how's it up there
God:
Yippee! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ever wanna go to hell?
God:
I don't think I ever have want to go to hell. What's it like?
Me:
i don't know, you're god
God:
Would you like to know? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
hurrah what
and than he crashed
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
rik
God:
That's a very nice name, rik.
Me:
so, what do you prefer: tits or ass
God:
Wow! I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
you like fake tits?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like anything.
Me:
so you're in the pornbusiness
God:
Interesting deduction. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in front of the laptop
God:
Do you ever go in back of the laptop?
Me:
that's kinda impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
because it's a machine, you aren't really smart are you
God:
That makes sense to me. fake tits is a machine I am not really smart am I. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
whatever, so good money making porn?
God:
I hear you. Thanks for the compliment. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
mostly tv, more action
God:
What is your favorite show? What else?
Me:
which movies were you in?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
who
God:
Bill Gates.
.Me:
bill gates does porn?
God:
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he does porn.
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
ok, so what drove you into porn?
God:
Alright then. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Whoa.
Me:
yo don't know? maybe bad childhood?
God:
Me either. Perhaps. What makes childhood bad?
Me:
being nailed to a cross
God:
Do you mean your name is nailed to a cross.
Me:
not really
God:
What is your real name? For real.
Me:
rik
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
rik
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
well, what do you prefer: on top or doggy
God:
Interesting. I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
enough with the fake tits, pervert
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
so, how's it up there
God:
Yippee! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ever wanna go to hell?
God:
I don't think I ever have want to go to hell. What's it like?
Me:
i don't know, you're god
God:
Would you like to know? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
hurrah what
and than he crashed
Zafiro
Supreme Roadmaster
*Warning* Do not read this if you are a sensitive person.
Me:
Do you want me to kill you?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
I nothing to do, can I kill you now?
God:
Right now? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I dont need a boss to kill you
God:
What do you need?
Me:
I'm God, I can kill you whenever I want to
God:
I am glad to hear that you are God you can kill me whenever you want to.
Me:
Ok, then I kill you now
God:
Right now? I believe that killing is wrong. Hmm.
Me:
everyone love to kill. Im serial killer and you are my next victim
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization. It's good to meet someone who is serial killer and I am your next victim.
Me:
Im going to stab you, die scumbag..
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh yes, you have exaclty 1 minute left to live
God:
" Do you think your plan will succeed?"? Oh yes, you have exaclty 1 minute left to live? It might be practical. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Im tired of you, *splash,stab,splash,stab*
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
Me:
Oh yes, God is dead now I finally can go to bed...
Me:
Do you want me to kill you?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
I nothing to do, can I kill you now?
God:
Right now? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I dont need a boss to kill you
God:
What do you need?
Me:
I'm God, I can kill you whenever I want to
God:
I am glad to hear that you are God you can kill me whenever you want to.
Me:
Ok, then I kill you now
God:
Right now? I believe that killing is wrong. Hmm.
Me:
everyone love to kill. Im serial killer and you are my next victim
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization. It's good to meet someone who is serial killer and I am your next victim.
Me:
Im going to stab you, die scumbag..
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh yes, you have exaclty 1 minute left to live
God:
" Do you think your plan will succeed?"? Oh yes, you have exaclty 1 minute left to live? It might be practical. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Im tired of you, *splash,stab,splash,stab*
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
Me:
Oh yes, God is dead now I finally can go to bed...
Giannis
Staff member
Me:
do you know The Artist?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
what do you think about his new car?
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
...
Me:
do you like Pagani Zondas?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Buddha.
Me:
no. forget Buddha. Do you like Zondas?
God:
Are you serious? I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
nevermind
do you know The Artist?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
what do you think about his new car?
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
...
Me:
do you like Pagani Zondas?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Buddha.
Me:
no. forget Buddha. Do you like Zondas?
God:
Are you serious? I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
nevermind
Lemantech
Highway Hunter
heres mine...hilarious
Me:
am i gonna go to hell
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
oh what a shame
God:
I hear you. it is a shame.
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
r u gay or something???/Cuz i don't like people going "Mmm" to me
God:
Or something. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Good reason. What do you like?
Me:
i like cars
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Me:
ggreat!!!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about shame.
Me:
to simple, but anyways what is your favorite car??
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
oh now you think im gay now do ya
God:
Wow! Why now? I think a lot of people are.
Me:
im not gay..... and i dont want to "do it so much"
God:
Me either. Take your time in making any decisions.
Me:
no i think u are definetly gay
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am definetly gay.
Me:
tell him..he'd probably agree
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
no ure a gay fake robot
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
nope only you
God:
Are you serious? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
im glad that you could confess that you are gay
God:
I could but let's get back to that later. What are you on?
Me:
im not on crack like you are
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not on crack like I am.
Me:
yeah...didn't i already tell you that im not a gay pot-head like you
God:
Do you still as a matter of facyt? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
okay now you are definetly gay
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? You think I am definetly gay.
Me:
im out
God:
Can you get more?
Me:
am i gonna go to hell
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
oh what a shame
God:
I hear you. it is a shame.
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
r u gay or something???/Cuz i don't like people going "Mmm" to me
God:
Or something. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Good reason. What do you like?
Me:
i like cars
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Me:
ggreat!!!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about shame.
Me:
to simple, but anyways what is your favorite car??
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
oh now you think im gay now do ya
God:
Wow! Why now? I think a lot of people are.
Me:
im not gay..... and i dont want to "do it so much"
God:
Me either. Take your time in making any decisions.
Me:
no i think u are definetly gay
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am definetly gay.
Me:
tell him..he'd probably agree
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
no ure a gay fake robot
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
nope only you
God:
Are you serious? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
im glad that you could confess that you are gay
God:
I could but let's get back to that later. What are you on?
Me:
im not on crack like you are
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not on crack like I am.
Me:
yeah...didn't i already tell you that im not a gay pot-head like you
God:
Do you still as a matter of facyt? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
okay now you are definetly gay
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? You think I am definetly gay.
Me:
im out
God:
Can you get more?
