The worldwide car media has just about given up trying to convince the most simpleton saps that the F-type is a legitimate sports car, one that can be put up against 911s, Boxsters, Corvettes and so on, so now they've taken Jaguar PR department's lead and put it up against heavy, folding roof cruisers, boulevardiers, for 60+ yr olds. Even then, it fails miserably:
http://www.autozeitung.de/auto-verg...-500-roadster-bilder-technische-daten-gn23482
but how else could it not, given that everyone must now know it's just an 8 yr old chopped XK - and hence just an XK without a boot - genius.
Auto Zeitung, like Auto Motor und Sport and Auto Bild before them, with their F-type tests, try their best to suggest the comparison with the SL500 was a
very close run thing, and hence 'keep buying our magazine to see how other close dices with the resurgent competiton to the Big German 3 turn out to keep us in business', when of course on closer inspection of how the points were awarded it is clear that the gap was embarrassingly great, for
India's Britain's pride and joy.
How about awarding a whopping 38 extra points to the F-type for top speed, when the SL is regulated to 250 km/h, which of course can be raised by the dealer if the owner desires? Pathetic attempt to make the gap look smaller.
A few 'highlights' of the F-type V8 S from the article:
it has no boot - yep, even corporate shill Clarkson has had to admit this
it's cramped, even though it's a full 4 cm wider than the SL - thanks to its ancient XJ 2002/XK 2005 platform
it's dreadfully noisy - a pathetic attempt to cover up its inherent aging GT-cruiser platform with unbearable loud noise
it's poorly built in relation to the SL - surely not! A JLR product with poor build quality!
has sweet f.a. in the way of modern safety assistant systems - er, because it's nowt but an 8 yr old XK without a boot
at autobahn speeds the rear hops about - again thanks to the ancient platform and the 53/47 F/R weight balance.
over 130 km/h/80 mph, with the roof closed, it's impossible to have a conversation, due to the noise coming in
test fuel consumption of 13.7 l/100km - 17 mpg US - against 11.5 l for the SL500
the F-type 'wins' the Dynamic section because you can turn the ESP off - wow! a proper sports car!
the cruiser SL500 - not the S63/65 AMGs - is as fast around the slalom cones as the uber sporting V8 S F-type
the cruiser SL500 stops in essentially the same distance as the uber F-type, but somehow Auto Zeitung manages to contrive a 26 point advantage for the F-type's more cold to warm inconsistent brakes
So overall, take back the ridiculous 38 points for the speed limiter of the SL500, the 25-odd points for the brakes and the equally ridiculous near 20 points for the SL's higher base price, although its standard equipment level is much higher and the real points gap to the F-type grows from 140 odd to well over 200. A thumping difference, and one that would truly refelect how poor the top of the range F-type is, even when compared to a folding roof, large booted cruiser, aimed at Palm Beach retirees.
Game over for this incredibly cynical sack of merde. Much ado bout f*ck all, in other words, as is now the standard operating procedure for Tata's PR-infested/nil engineering JLR.
PS has DeDe or Soup got a scan available of this article?