November Update.

[Betty Swollocks]

Thanks for the compliments everybody.

 

[SKY]

6er CS you mean? 5er line is complete I think with 5er sedan, Touring and GT.

I'd love to see a lightweight Z2 btw. Better than 6er CS imo, we're already getting 6er models....

Thanks klier, 6er CS I meant .

 

[chonkoa]

I could write it instead.

"The board is currently deciding whether to go ahead with a 5GT M. The M engineers have had more time on their hands recently after the decision to just shove the 4.4 V8 TT from the X5/X6 M into the M5, so they need to be kept occupied. The "Joy" campaign has been a HUGE success and has succeeded in bringing a new demographic to the brand. Mainly stealing customers from VW. VW have recently reported a 90% drop in sales of pink Beetle cabrios. Are they linked? The board have also decided to open up another niche. We've already got the SAC (Sport Activity Coupe) in the shape of the X6. As this has proved to be the sportiest activity coupe in the market, the board has decided to press ahead with the ASC (Activity Sport Coupe). Where as the X6 was a 4x4 crossed with a coupe. The ASC will be a coupe crossed with a 4x4. Yet another niche where BMW will triumph. I have recently finished the storyboard for this model, and I'm thinking "white". Lots of pretentious ideas, lots of photography from strange angles, but happily, these photographs and videos need to be taken in the Seychelles, Mexico, Tahiti, Greenland and the Maldives. Oh, and in the time it's taken me to write this update, the board have approved the 5GT M."

LOL....
Just brilliant.

 

[martinbo]

Nicely written Betty - very clever.

 

[batosai]

Betty, wish you did the December update as well. No real info in there as always but at least yours would be funnier!

 

[Betty Swollocks]

I'm not used to all this love. I'm usually just on the verge of getting banned.

 

[klier]

i'm not used to all this love. I'm usually just on the verge of getting banned.

lol! Lolololol!!!

 

[john5]

Thanks for the compliments everybody.

Betty that was brilliant and made my morning

 

[hector]

...

I'd love to see a lightweight Z2 btw...

looks like we're gonna be in a bidding war when that comes out.

 

[klier]

BMW doesn't sell cars in your Galaxy, so don't bother

 

[hector]

BMW doesn't sell cars in your Galaxy, so don't bother

yeah, i suppose my "location" is a little NEBULOUS!; Fortunately, they do sell cars in Pennsylvania..

 

[martinbo]

You guys are like, so spaced out man...