Most Disappointing Cars of the Decade!


Hmmm, most disappointing car of the decade eh? In other words, the car that singularly failed the most in living up to hype and expectation...

Rather difficult one, this. Mercedes SLR? Dynamically a disappointment perhaps but to many proud owners the car more than lives up to their needs and expectations.

So in the end, as always, I guess the disappointing cars are personally subjective. One of them for me is the Audi RS6 V10. So much engine, so much power, so little result. An RS4 showed just how unspecial the RS6 with its enormous force-fed V10 hung out front actually was. There was a vast air of expectation around this massively powerful car but ultimately huge weight and imperfect balance manifested in a failure to create the ultimate uber-saloon. A new E63 AMG will run rings around it.

Of course, for me, BMW's X5/6 M twins stand out as disappointing cars. All the hype around "the best driver's SUVs" and M car-like driftability came to nought in these anodyne, low-revving, snatchy handling non-SUVs.

Most disappointing vehicle accessory goes to Golf 6 GTI's carry over ninja-star wheels. They utterly ruin the svelte exterior of the single best hot hatch on sale anywhere at any price.
 
For it was this:



I was hoping for a wonderfull revival of the gullwing design.

What we got was a chimera of RX8-Suzuki capuccino-ferrari headlights with hastily fitted gullwings. (Who on earth thought putting the door handles that low was a good idea ? they will end up covered in dog wee every other day)

Don't know how it handles, would rather be seen in a Smart Fortwo. Because the Benz screams "I'm a tool with more money than taste".

Hope the design team get fired, lapidated or send to work in a chinese charcoal mine.



It wasn't inspired by the Gullwing (a.k.a. 300 SL street legal coupe), but by the 300 SLR Uhlenhaut.

 
The most disappointing vehicle to HighestofHigh was....

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Reason: My expectations were so high for this car after the Silver Seraph. I expected something elegant and something that will still looked British. Unfortunately, what I got was an over size box with a interior that should have been in a boat. And what's even worst is the rear that looks so simple minded and mentally unstabled.

Yes, sales wise it was a success. Did it get Rolls-Royce noticed? Yes!

Does this mean I have to like it...No!
 
Oh man, and how could I forget! One of my ultimate let down cars for the 2000s; an incredibly disappointing car considering the enormous 225 000 GBP price tag. Yip, you guessed it: the plain rubbish Caparo T1. Sure, it flings around a circuit like a hare with a Habanero up its arse but, hell, we'd expect nothing less from this french-fry with an engine.



What's wrong with the Caparo T1 in my opinion? Here you go...
- it catches fire too easily
- the engine is so noisy it doesn't meet noise pollution regulations
- its laughably tiny interior is so cramped they may as well have kept it a single seater
- it can't realistically drive on the road - far too extreme - despite what the makers claim
- it's flimsy; now needs guy-wire to support that floppy front wing
- it needs a team of engineers to adjust the suspension for every outing on a different road/track
- its canopy is for show only - best you drive it open top
- The Radical SR8 is far better overall proposition for far less money
 
Yea, what ever happened to the T1, it is like it fell off the planet. I guess the magazines are too scared to test it for fear of being bbqed.

As for me personally, one of the biggest disappointments was M6. One of those cars that turned out to be less than the sum of it's parts.
 
Here is Autocvar's list

The worst cars of the decade

Renault Vel Satis

On sale: 2002-2005

Price: £21,195-£31,325

Sales target: 3500 annually

Sales achieved: 595 peak in 2002, 1404 total

Taking on BMW, Mercedes and Audi is ambitious, taking them on in their heartland is bolder still and doing it with your weaponry compromised is downright reckless. But compromised (to say the least) was the Vel Satis, most obviously by over-sized headlamps and angled, egg-crate grilles that made it look narked, as well it might with its fat rump and back-flipping C-pillars. And this in an era when Renault’s styling was on good form.

Verdict: Lumpy looks and a lumpy ride, for both the occupants and its maker.


Fiat Croma

On sale: 2005-2008

Price: £15,745-£19,345

Sales target: 5000-6000 annually

Sales achieved: 827 peak in 2006, 1386 total

The best crossovers combine a canny blend of features from various breeds and gift wrap them with a flourish; think Nissan Qashqai or Skoda Yeti. But for an example of how not to do it, remember the 2005 Fiat Croma, a tall estate whose arrival stood out like a raindrop in a thunderstorm.

Verdict: Roomy enough to ring with the echo of wailing Fiat execs, but…


Peugeot 1007

On sale: 2005-2008

Price: £10,850-£12,600

Sales target: 17,000 annually

Sales achieved: 3493 peak in 2006, 8036 total

Lazy electric rear sliding doors, excess heft, weak engines, cramped rear quarters and a tiny boot punched holes in Peugeot’s hopes for this novel city car, which departed British showrooms after only three years.

Verdict: Novel, but tripped up by sensible-shoes styling and a troubled door policy.


Maybach 57/62

On sale: 2003-present

Price: £263,137-£345,687

Sales target: Not revealed

Sales achieved: 23 peak in 2004, 89 to date

Uber-saloon looks like a cross between an S-class and a stretched Rover 75, but without the elegance.

Verdict: What happens when beating your rival gets out of hand.


Alfa Romeo Spider

On sale: 2003-present

Price: £26,895-£32,395

Sales target: Not revealed

Sales achieved: 746 peak in 2007, 1616 to date

Overweight and underpowered, with a somewhat flexible chassis.

Verdict: Sold moderately for two seasons before fading like a firework.


Seat Toledo

On sale: 2005-2009

Price: £13,350-£18,100

Sales target: At least 2500 annually

Sales achieved: 1853 peak in 2005, 3264 total

The bustle-booted Toledo was essentially the same car as the Seat Altea, but with a distended rear end whose presence was easy to spot but hard to fathom.

Verdict: Painful proof that bigger really isn’t better.


Vauxhall Signum

On sale: 2003-2008

Price: £17,995-£28,750

Sales target: 8000 annually

Sales achieved: 5501 peak in 2004, 17,367 total

Even Vauxhall struggled to explain what the Signum was for.

Verdict: Cars with foggy reasons to exist tend to find few buyers.


Dodge Avenger

On sale: 2007-2009

Price: £16,500-£18,400

Sales target: Not revealed

Sales achieved: 732 peak in 2008, 1138 total

These days there are few truly dire cars out there, but this was one.

Verdict: Launched 2007, deleted 2009 - enough already of this abomination.


Jaguar X-Type

On sale: 2001-2009

Price: £21,558-£32,080

Sales target: Not revealed

Sales achieved: 20,889 peak in 2004, 120,930 total

Hampered by a limited range, unconvincing retro styling and the fact that too many people knew it was based on a Ford Mondeo.

Verdict: A good idea misguidedly executed on inappropriate hardware. Died in 2009.


Fiat Stilo

On sale: 2002-2007

Price: £10,064-£16,995

Sales target: Not revealed

Sales achieved: 15,166 peak in ’02, 44,507 total

Fiat tried to build a Latin Golf with the five-door Stilo, but ended up with an updated Austin Maestro.

Verdict: Semi-decent early sales, vanishing like a sandcastle at high tide in 2004


Mercedes-Benz R-Class

On sale: 2006-present

Price: £38,780-£42,910

Sales target: 1800 annually

Sales achieved: 1154 peak in 2006, 3052 to date

Too hulking to appeal to anyone not blessed with a six-lane highway outside their front gate.

Verdict: A great big cross-pollination of an idea that failed to germinate.


Subaru Tribeca

On sale: 2006-2008

Price: £28,595-£33,490

Sales target: 1000 annually

Sales achieved: 277 peak in 2007, 746 total

A nightmare grille was just one of the B9 Tribeca’s troubles; mediocrity in too many other departments was another.

Verdict: That astounding grille couldn’t have helped. Way off target.


Nissan Primera

On sale: 2002-2006

Price: £12,795-£21,850

Sales target: 24,000 annually

Sales achieved: 13,511 peak in 2002, 47,093 total

Instead of hiding an excellent chassis and powertrain beneath dull, Euro-Nippon styling, Nissan eased back on dynamics and went for a radical look.

Verdict: Odd styling helped to kill Nissan’s aspirations in this class


Peugeot 407 Coupe

On sale 2005-current

Price £18,045-£27,490

Sales target: 2500 in 2006

Sales achieved: 1250 peak in 2007, 3173 to date

The 406 Coupé was much admired - the bigger, pricier, edging-towards-ugly 407 Coupé has proved a resounding miss.

Verdict: Too big, expensive and not pretty enough to sell like its predecessor.


Renault Avantime

On sale: 2002-2003

Price: £24,050-£28,450

Sales target: 1500 annually

Sales achieved: 300 peak in 2002, 448 total

Renault truly lived up to its occasional reputation for weird cars with this: a rebodied, two-door Espace with no rear leg room.

Verdict: Great, but too bold for its own good. In effect, it was a limited edition.


Smart Roadster/smart Coupe

On sale: 2003-2006

Price: £10,030-£17,905

Sales target: 7000 combined annually

Sales achieved: 3383 peak in 2004, 7449 total

A desperately frustrating automated manual gearbox, a chassis that was set up for understeer and a strangely styled nose doomed an intriguing sportster.

Verdict: Snared by high prices and a clunky transmission. Not so smart, then…

The worst cars of the decade - Autocar.co.uk
 
There is, of course, a big difference between "most disappointing" which we're discussing here and "worst" as in the Autocar list's case.

The thing with a disappointing car is that it fails to live up to its expectations.

I wasn't expecting anything from the Tribeca. I knew it would be crap and I told Subaru that too.
 

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