M5 lol, a very EXCITED M5 owner!


The BMW M5 is a high-performance variant of the BMW 5 Series marketed under the BMW M sub-brand. M5 models have been produced for every generation of the 5 Series since 1984, with occasional gaps in production (1995 to 1998, 2023 to 2024). Official website: BMW M

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Wow, this guy's knowledge on BMW's is astonishing! I dont think I have ever seen someone more jacked up and informative as this gentleman. ...... and you have to see the way he talks.......and chews his gum....totally flamboyant :icondrool:icondrool:icondrool

Im pretty sure this guy could easily replace Scott and Eni on the BMW creative marketing team :D

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Wow..just wow..
Pppl knock MB for having senior citizen owners..
ile take a dog from the old school over him any day:D
 
This guy is such a disgrace to BMW owners, 1) he is so cocky and he thinks his M5 can run anything and 2) his choice of words are so retarded...I laugh listening to him chewing his gum out loud

I really want to know what Eni or scott has to say about this guy..

and did he say IS400? *** is he talking about?
 
lol, this guy is a complete tool bag. I was LMAO in the 2nd vid when he pops the hood and hes trying to locate the pulley's.

Im sure its only a matter of time before spoof video's of this chap circulate the web. Im definitely looking forward to a good laugh.

btw, this tool comments on everything,lol, from Paris hilton to Elections

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This guy is..I dont know..mad about his car..Heck,I dont blame him,he owns an M5,I dont..:D:D:usa7uh:
 
Lmao! I love the differences between his office in the last and second last video. Just look at the way he sits. This guy is too much. Lol!
 
The amazing thing abou thim is..
that he responds to each damn comment on youtube..
and still has time to make money to own a M5

Still a retard though:D
 
The amazing thing abou thim is..
that he responds to each damn comment on youtube..
and still has time to make money to own a M5

Hahaha I just saw that at least he's making advancements in life and have upgraded his cramped office. What I can't believe is that people are actually consulting him for advice on what car to buy. Here's his take on a few cars one of his fans are contemplating:

1.) CLK is OUT. That's a chick car bro & handles like garbage. Also slowest of the bunch.
2.) E55 doesn't look hot
3.) CLS 55 is a tight car & you can chip the engine to crank up the supercharger and get some good HP gain. Doesn't handle like an M5 and hard to see out of windows + less practical.

:t-crazy2: Geez. I can't imagine living let alone working with this guy.
 
I think this caption suits him perfectly:

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And im sure this guys rating's would be off the scale if he were to try Jeremy's cock-o-meter test.

I was just reading some of the comments posted on his YT videos, lol
masinindy (1 year ago)
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John, I want to ride you!
Anyways, Paris is out now, with no special treatment.
"Lost" star Michelle Rodriguez served 9 hours of a 60 day sentence, for a drunk driving hit-and-run conviction, and no one talks about that...




JohnDVillarrealEsq (1 year ago)

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Uhh, I am praying you are a hot chick.

No offense to my gay fans out there but I am as straight as they come & am pretty picky when it comes to women as it is (hot, smart, & cool).

Anyway, thanks for watching & let's not get too crazy with the comments - lol.


masinindy (1 year ago) Show Hide



Uhm, okay, I am a reallllly hot chick! LOLOL





JohnDVillarrealEsq (1 year ago) Show Hide


Oh geesh. Alright, I will put you down as another JDV gay fan. That's fine. JDV digs all his fans! But keep it chill.

Remember, JDV only likes girls and is a conservative Republican (leaning Libertarian)***65279; with religious/strong values/morals (at least for what is right for me).

America, you gotta love it!






masinindy (1 year ago) Show Hide


Chill!
I am not trying to convert you, I just thought you were kind of cute.
By no means hot...





JohnDVillarrealEsq (1 year ago)



It's all good bro, no worries - just letting you know where I am coming from.

As far as me being hot, or not, cute or just goofy, well, I will leave that up to the viewers.

I just do what I do & it works out for me.

:t-crazy2::t-crazy2: :D
 

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BMW M GmbH, formerly known as BMW Motorsport GmbH, is a subsidiary of BMW AG that manufactures high-performance luxury cars. BMW M ("M" for "motorsport") was initially created to facilitate BMW's racing program, which was very successful in the 1960s and 1970s. As time passed, BMW M began to supplement BMW's vehicle portfolio with specially modified higher trim models, for which they are now most known by the general public. These M-badged cars traditionally include modified engines, transmissions, suspensions, interior trims, aerodynamics, and exterior modifications to set them apart from their counterparts. All M models are tested and tuned at BMW's private facility at the Nürburgring racing circuit in Germany.
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