BMW joke.

[Deckhook]

A chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer,save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says,"Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..."

Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into the pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!" The horse looks everywhere, but he can't find the farmer, and he then says to the chicken, "Its, OK, I think I can get you out on my own." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chickens' life.

So what's the moral of the story?

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

 

[LaArtist]

Hahha.. not bad...

 

[ateekt]

That's nasty!

P.S; What if you do hung like a horse & got a Bimmer too?

 

[Tarek]

^Then u're gay..

 

[Deckhook]

^ Ha Ha, good one.

 

[Zafiro]

Oh its like that here is another one similar to the other one...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

 

[Zafiro]

While we're at it here is about Audi


Audi Acronyms

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest

 

[Beemer B773ER]

How about: AUDI:

- Another Uninspiring Design Idea

- Automobiles Usually Designed Identically

 

[ateekt]

^Then u're gay..

Did I mention Audi in my post? Nop! I did not.

 

[Deleted member 25]

Good one

 

[LaArtist]

Hahah gay comment was on spot..muhaha

PS
Funny joke just_me.. you just replaced the posters joke with Mercedes instead of BMW.. good going

BMW= Bajs Mellan Wäxlarna.. Translation: Shit between the gears

 

[Zafiro]

PS
Funny joke just_me.. you just replaced the posters joke with Mercedes instead of BMW.. good going

Haha but I didnt write it though. Found it here + other Benz jokes

Mercedes Jokes - Mercedes One Liners Jokes


another joke from the same side

What is the Mercedes owner's most ardent wish?
- A bigger penis.