Audi S1 Sportback (2014) long-term test review
By the CAR road test team
Long Term Tests
Audi S1 Sportback diary notes: it’s the perfect winter GTI
My first proper outing in our S1 Sportback: an overnight December dash to a work function near Taplow, Berkshire. Maps suggested an hour-and-three-quarters drive and 97 miles, so I asked keeper James Taylor if I could borrow Audi’s high-performance A1 yesterday.
I came away quite charmed. The S1 feels like the perfect winter hot hatch; you won’t find another pocket rocket in this price bracket with the security of four-wheel drive to deploy all that grunt (228bhp and 273lb ft) in all weathers. The Mercedes A45 AMG (£38k, 355bhp) and VW Golf R (£31k, 296bhp) are bigger, punchier and pricier.
With the so-called ‘weather bomb’ leaving roads greasy, slippery and leaf-strewn, I appreciated the extra traction of the S1. The performance on offer - 0-62mph in 5.9sec - is available so much of the time, thanks to peak torque landing at just 1600rpm, and the S1 responds well when you hustle it down cross-country B-roads, blip-blipping the throttle on downchanges and gripping the pleasingly chunky steering wheel. Yet the S1 is a mature kind of hot hatch, and is just as happy to trickle along at a cruise. It’s here that you appreciate the solid cabin, the generous equipment levels (to be expected on a £26k treat) and the well judged, oiled gearchange.
It’s a remarkably rounded hatchback, then. But it’s not quite perfect. Audi’s grippy sports seats weren’t as supportive as I’d hoped, especially when traffic conspired to turn each leg of the journey into a two-and-a-half hour drive. The driver’s seat feels set a notch or two too high - a bit like on our Ford Fiesta ST - the central instrument read-out has outmoded, old-school dot-matrix graphics and the ride is too busy - an old Audi foible - for class brilliance.
Still, the Audi S1 Sportback has suddenly shot up in my estimation. It’s one of my favourite long-termers at this wintry time of year.
Month 2 running an Audi S1: winding up BMW drivers
The bloke in the E46 3-series Coupe (couldn’t tell you what engine – debadged, obviously) who came hooning up my chuff at the A43 Brackley roundabout really didn’t like the S1. He was driving like a tool, forcing other drivers to get out of his way by tailgating them and doing that annoying dip onto the central reservation rumble strip in order to look past them at the 36 metres of spare Tarmac he wanted to invade before his next victim.
He tried the same thing with me, no doubt annoyed that some big girl’s blouse in a poser’s Volkswagen Polo was in his way. I entered the roundabout, and promptly buggered off.
Flooring the thottle, the S1 catapulted round and then shot off at great velocity towards the next roundabout, the A422 towards Buckingham. Because I was adhering to the speed limit like the good boy I am, he caught me as I was slowing for it, whereupon I buggered off again.
By the time I came tootling up to the one with the big BP garage on it, he was clearly agitated that this little supermini easily kept ahead of his Ultimate Driving Machine. So I gave it one more scoot-and-shoot and then let him past (when he eventually caught up), not wanting to get into a race.
This is what I really like about the S1. It is quick, the steering is precise, it sounds pretty good, has the sticky traction of peanut butter being spread on hot toast and actually handles more cohesively than longer-wheelbased Quattro Audis, which feel as though the fronts do their job first (or not) and rears later. And of course, apart from those four exhausts, it is a cracking little Q-car, as our chum in the BMW found out at some cost to his ego.
But, the boot is comically small, even the five-door version doesn’t have much room in the back, and there is the not-at-all-compact issue of it costing a barely believable £27,000 without any options, and a not-believable-at-all £33,000 for our long-termer, which is a ludicrous amount of money for a car of this size, especially as the same effect would have been had from my £14,000 cheaper Fiesta ST, albeit without the very grown-up, classy cabin. The thought occurred to me as he passed, revving the nuts off his 3-series, ‘actually, who has had the last laugh here?’
Month 1 running an Audi S1: long-term test review
I was still crawling and filling nappies (often simultaneously) when the Group B era of rallying was coming to a tragic end, but I know enough that the original Audi S1 was a fire-spitting, near-600bhp monster. This new S1? Not so much.
Still, despite marketing sorts plundering Audi’s back catalogue to create tenuous links to a Quattro icon that still holds a record at the infamous Pikes Peak hillclimb, there’s much promise in the S1 Mk2. No, it’s not a WRC refugee, but two years ago the skunkworks, left-hand-drive only £41k A1 Quattro showed us what brilliance 252bhp and 4wd could achieve in the shell of Audi’s little supermini – and the S1 is now that car in full-production guise.
That means right-hand drive for the UK market, and although there’s now a little less power (228bhp) you also need to part with a lot less money to get one. Granted, at £25,630 it’s hardly cheap, but it’s much cheaper than before, plus it’s got 1bhp and 15bhp more than our Golf GTI ‘Performance’, as many doors, twice as many driven wheels, and hits 62mph half a second quicker. Yet the GTI is £2k more expensive. Look at it like that…
…And you won’t feel so bad when you peruse the extensive options list splurge. Our S1 was specced by Audi, which means we’re not to blame for the £8k spent on extras – and yet it still doesn’t have a DAB radio. What is does have is Misano red paint (£340) and a contrast black roof (£400) along with 18in wheels (£650, up from the standard 17s) and red brake calipers with the ‘S1’ logo (£315). Add in the four (!) exhausts that are a trademark of every S-model Audi, and it looks small but suitably mean. Like a mouse with a flick knife.
After that, all the extras are convenience niceties like keyless entry and start (£390), folding door mirrors (£125), an auto-dimming rear-view mirror (£120), hill-hold assist (£65), plus £250 on a flat-bottomed steering wheel, £690 for a Bose stereo, and a silly £1375 on sat-nav.
Grey nappa leather trim, including an upgrade to ‘super sports’ bucket-style seats up front, is another crazy £1250, which somehow makes the £60 rear floor mats seem like reasonable value. However, I will /never/ use the high-beam assist function (£220), the front armrest (£125) just gets in the way when you attempt to change gear, and £100 seems like a lot to wrap the air vents in faux aluminium trim.
Enough numbers! First impressions are of a refined rather than raw hot hatch, one with enough power to easily keep Mark Walton’s GTI honest. Yet it’s in a much dinkier package, more akin in size to the original hot hatches of the late ‘80s (I was walking by then) than today’s bloated Golfs et al.
Ultimately it’ll be run by our new staff writer, James Taylor, but before I hand over the keys, born-again juvenile Steve Moody and his Fiesta ST are skulking about in a nearby supermarket car park and dusting for a little head-to-head scrap to see which of CAR’s two tiny hot hatches is best. Don’t worry, it won’t be a particularly violent affair – I hear, despite the ST’s Essex pretensions, Mr Moody shops at Waitrose.
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