M6 What Would You Write On The World's Dirtiest BMW M6?

[Bartek S.]

Whether or not you count yourself among the literally dozens of fans of BMW flame surfacing, we're pretty sure everyone can agree leaving an oh-so-speedy, V10-powered BMW M6 out in the Dubai sun until it gets this crusty is an affront to automobile ownership. We share the dust taggers sentiments wondering if the owner may be dead, and wishing our significant other was equally dirty. The situation begs the question: What pithy, snide, witty, mean, snarky or otherwise clever comment would you feel inclined to inscribe upon the dirtiest BMW M6 we've ever seen.
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[Tarek]

I hate the 6er glad it got what it deserves...

Seriously where the heck is the owner?

 

[LaArtist]

It looks good dirty..keep it this way
thats what i would have written

PS
They should donate it to GCF.. if they dont want it..
We could have some good ol fun with it

 

[Gullwing]

The owner was killed and left in the car. The killer dumped the dirt on the car so no one will see the body for several days at which point the killer is out of the country.

 

[Bartek S.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bin_laden_12_27a.jpg

Please wash my car, I’m busy now.

 

[///K]

my boy at madwhips.com took these pictures when he went to dubai, now they're everywhere on the internet.

 

[kovachian]

This might be the start of a new trend. Before you know it, people will be striving to achieve notoriety by going years and years without washing their brand new cars.

 

[ateekt]

I better zip my lip ...!

 

[Monster]

I would have asked the guy for the car keys and his bank account details.

 

[ateekt]

Proof: Money can even buy you things, you don't deserve ...!

 

[Potential]

Depnds on the owner -

male - nothing

female - my number

 

[Gullwing]

Depnds on the owner -

male - nothing

female - my number

If she keeps her car that dirty, how dirty do you think her bed is???

 

[Tarek]

Lol,i don't wanna know!

 

[VroomVroom]

If only my wife was as dirty as my car

 

[Giannis]

OMG, and i thought that nothing could be more dirty than my cars..

Where the heck is Tycoon to comment on me for not washing them

 

[ree]

What would I say: Probably NOTHING, because I woud be that shocked about the brand new conservation of this car…

 

[VroomVroom]

Looks like someone has sat on the bonnet (to the right of the BMW badge)

OR maybe my statement is correct and the owners wife is quite dirty


P.s the owner must of had some serious fun to get the car in that state!!!