LaArtist
Wunderkind of Wheels
Hah!
A bewildering confluence of mishaps befell the East 125th Street 4/5/6 station in Harlem this afternoon as one man died after he fell off the train while pooping between cars, and another seriously injured man climbed onto the platform from the tracks with no memory of how he'd gotten there. The two have nothing to do with one another, but it's not hard to see why authorities initially thought they had gotten into a fight that spilled onto the subway tracks. Occam's razor says the simplest explanation is usually the right one, and the explanation for the carnage that centered on one subway station Tuesday is definitely not simple, expected, or anywhere near normal.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/01/man-killed-pooping-between-subway-cars.html
A bewildering confluence of mishaps befell the East 125th Street 4/5/6 station in Harlem this afternoon as one man died after he fell off the train while pooping between cars, and another seriously injured man climbed onto the platform from the tracks with no memory of how he'd gotten there. The two have nothing to do with one another, but it's not hard to see why authorities initially thought they had gotten into a fight that spilled onto the subway tracks. Occam's razor says the simplest explanation is usually the right one, and the explanation for the carnage that centered on one subway station Tuesday is definitely not simple, expected, or anywhere near normal.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/01/man-killed-pooping-between-subway-cars.html
...R.I.P
