Heard this joke earlier on tv, quite good.

[Zonda]

Heard this joke earlier on tv, quite good.

Why does Skodas have heated rear windows?


To keep your hands worm while your pushing them


I didn't find a joke thread on this forum, so if you have any nice jokes just post them here

 

[MikeJ]

Well, modern Skodas are nothing to joke about but here's another Skoda joke of the same vintage as yours:

What do a Skoda and a bathtub have in common?

You wouldn't want to step out of either of them in a public place.

 

[Giannis]

lol, nice one Mike. I had never heard it before...

Zonda, i have heard the one you posted many times, but here in greece, they refer to Yugos, rather than Skodas.

 

[dOmInIX]

lol, nice one Mike. I had never heard it before...

Zonda, i have heard the one you posted many times, but here in greece, they refer to Yugos, rather than Skodas.

Yeah, that one with Yugos is famous here also.

 

[HALO]

Heard this joke earlier on tv, quite good.

Why does Skodas have heated rear windows?


To keep your hands worm while your pushing them


I didn't find a joke thread on this forum, so if you have any nice jokes just post them here

well ford needs to make heated rear windows so you can warm you hands while pushing them as well....good joke.

 

[Zonda]

Joke of the day, imo.

Why did Ferrari name the Enzo after its founder?


The car came out just as ugly as him

 

[LaArtist]

LOL..thats a cruel joke man..but fun

 

[Zonda]

LOL..thats a cruel joke man..but fun

For me it's the truth put forward in a funny way

It goes to my sig.

 

[DocM]

Some silly blonde jokes


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

 

[PanterroR]

Joke of the day, imo.

Why did Ferrari name the Enzo after its founder?


The car came out just as ugly as him

Good one, Zonda! Karma for you!