Luce Official - 2026 Ferrari Luce

[klier]

This isn’t Flavio.. this is Jony Ive.

This is what you get when you let people who have no idea what a car is, design them. Ive is an extremely overhyped joke of a person.

Ferrari is utterly retarded, once again proven @Merc1

It trully is Ferrari EQS.

Ferrari Multipla you mean. Makes an EQS look pretty.

 

[Esp5]

 

[Centurion]

Ferrari is utterly retarded, once again proven @Merc1

Yupp. Why give Ive’s ego executive control. Even a v6 hybrid Purosange would be more delightful than thr Luce.
This could be the straw that will break the camels back. Customers will close at least 50% in a year.

Why? Almost zero dealers will accept it as trade in. Consignment/sale or return if lucky, but that’s a stretch because the market for a used $0.5m Ferrari will be non existent.

 

[Gor134]

Spectre absolutely SWEEPS the Luce. There is zero exoticism to the Luce.

Ferrari will still sell them. All they gotta do is start threatening F-car and XX and other model allocation retraction to customers

 

[LaArtist]

No no , just hold the f up. Stop

Six hundred forty motherf#cking dollars ?

I am flabbergasted , this is…

I can’t find the words , my vocabulary isn’t equipped to put words on the shit housery.

Flavio is the man , how could let this apple dude that makes square phones for a living and is a nerd god design a Ferrari?

How could the Agnelli family green light this ?

Listen there is only 1 good thing this car will achieve and that is to make billionaires bleed out of their assholes. Ferrari will force you to buy this shit to ever be remotely concidered for a top tier Ferrari . That brings me joy as they flip them for disgustingly huge profits.

That’s the only target audience for this car , forced rich people.

This will go down in history as the worst Ferrari ever and its resale value will tank like nothing we have seen.

I’m gonna call It , 5 years in you will be able to pick one up just below 200k

10 years in it will be in the low 100s

 

[klier]

It trully is Ferrari EQS.

Ferrari Multipla you mean. Makes an EQS look pretty.

Spectre absolutely SWEEPS the Luce. There is zero exoticism to the Luce.

Ferrari will still sell them. All they gotta do is start threatening F-car and XX and other model allocation retraction to customers

Almost looks like there's another white car standing right behind it. What an ugly color combo!

 

[LaArtist]

Oh my dear beautiful Ferrari .. what has happened to you ?

What a sad day .

And this is the nerds fault.

Hear me out , I hate nerds.

If you were an outcast and bullied your whole youth , you automatically get a chip on your shoulder.

You say , if I one day make it I will get my revenge .

Case in point Elon , 100% a victim in his youth , today due to nerds ruling the world . Extremely powerful man , but that youth trauma never leaves you.
And it shows in his actions , a very dangerous man.

historically powerful men took their power through struggle , often physical struggle.

So they were on the other side of the spectrum from a nerd , so a bully. You bullied your way into power.

Being a bully saves you from youth trauma and being a outcast . As you grow up you regret your bullying actions and try to grow as a man. So as the power comes to you, you become humble and chances are you might do some greater good.

For sure more than a nerd mf’er that is traumatized and wants revenge.

So how does this tie in with this LUCE , this f#cking thing is made by the nerds for the nerds , they got nerd design god from Apple that essentially is shit and just makes squares in different shapes called laptops and phones and handed him the responsibly to design something to put the prancing horse on.

The nerds ruined Ferrari for us .

Moral of the story , bring bullying back .
Make Bullying great again.

Or else this is what we get.

I’m so very very sad

 

[LaArtist]

I want to fight someone. First nerd I find , I’m beating him with a belt.

 

[Gianclaudio]

I see parallels with the Marc Newson design Ford concept from the 1990’s.

Ahead of its time?

I'm sure you're aware, and if not....but Marc Newson is the co-designer of this Ferrari Luce, along Jonathan Ive.
And yes, that was my thought too. It looks like his Ford concept.
I've always disliked Newson's work, and think Jony Ive is grossly overrated, who has lived on stealing Dieter Rams work.

 

[Dopebouy]

Ferrari Lunar Rover , Lmfaaao.

 

[Dopebouy]

Oh my dear beautiful Ferrari .. what has happened to you ?

What a sad day .

And this is the nerds fault.

Hear me out , I hate nerds.

If you were an outcast and bullied your whole youth , you automatically get a chip on your shoulder.

You say , if I one day make it I will get my revenge .

Case in point Elon , 100% a victim in his youth , today due to nerds ruling the world . Extremely powerful man , but that youth trauma never leaves you.
And it shows in his actions , a very dangerous man.

historically powerful men took their power through struggle , often physical struggle.

So they were on the other side of the spectrum from a nerd , so a bully. You bullied your way into power.

Being a bully saves you from youth trauma and being a outcast . As you grow up you regret your bullying actions and try to grow as a man. So as the power comes to you, you become humble and chances are you might do some greater good.

For sure more than a nerd mf’er that is traumatized and wants revenge.

So how does this tie in with this LUCE , this f#cking thing is made by the nerds for the nerds , they got nerd design god from Apple that essentially is shit and just makes squares in different shapes called laptops and phones and handed him the responsibly to design something to put the prancing horse on.

The nerds ruined Ferrari for us .

Moral of the story , bring bullying back .
Make Bullying great again.

Or else this is what we get.

I’m so very very sad

i agree the car industry is getting ruined every second with these EVs, We have to reject all this crap they are releasing!

Make ICE great again !

 

[klugscheisser87]

The biggest issue with it is that Dieter Rams never designed a car…

 

[Sunny]

This has to be a deliberate act of self sabotage - "Hey, look we tried doing the ev thing, but alas, no one wanted it".

 

[MercFan]

 

[klier]

Hear me out , I hate nerds.

The insecurity....

A cigar doesn't make you less of a nerd, my love. It's ok, you seem to have outgrown your traumatic youth.

I will bully you any day of the week, just visit more often, write a nonsensical essay and be ridiculed for it.

 

[Yaz]

Why??
The only pretty thing is the steering wheel.

 

[Swissbob]

It trully is Ferrari EQS.

The EQS is a beauty in comparison.

 

[Swissbob]

Well, the AMG GT 4 door is a f#cking Mona Lisa compared to this, what the hell….

Congratulations, comment of the day.

 

[hoffmeister_fan]

guys, guys....guys..... hear me out: like so many Ferraris that have come before, this will continue the long tradition....



...of being a garage queen because anybody who buys this so they can secure their allocation for whatever else Ferrari is producing that is so limited and covetable will not want to be seen in this.....thing. Good lord.


BTW, I don't think this is akin to the 849 now being an interesting design to my eyes, this will continue to be a dog's dinner through and through. YIKES!

 

[Dopebouy]

So no reviewer is talking bad about this car? Did they all get a script?