Can you say: "MY GOD THAT IS FUGLY!"

cawimmer430 · Feb 26, 2007

The RICER of this car should be SHOT. :pukeface:

He doesn't deserve to own a BMW. :t-banghea

Bruce · Feb 26, 2007

Re: ***the Ugliest Bmw 5-series (e39) I've Ever Seen!***

Those wheels are really.........terrible!

cawimmer430 · Feb 26, 2007

Re: ***the Ugliest Bmw 5-series (e39) I've Ever Seen!***

7.3 AMG said:
Those wheels are really.........terrible!

The whole car has been RUINED beyond repair. Terrible, just terrible. :t-banghea

Bruce · Feb 26, 2007

Re: ***the Ugliest Bmw 5-series (e39) I've Ever Seen!***

cawimmer430 said:
The whole car has been RUINED beyond repair. Terrible, just terrible.

Yeah, I would have to agree. :eusa_doh:

Monster · Feb 26, 2007

Re: ***the Ugliest Bmw 5-series (e39) I've Ever Seen!***

cawimmer430 said:
The whole car has been RUINED beyond repair. Terrible, just terrible.

Repair the car by burning it with fire, and then burn it with acid, both times with the owner inside.

bmer · Feb 26, 2007

Nice SLR rims :werd:

E38_E30 · Feb 26, 2007

this guy is just a beginner, watch the pros in "how to convert a BMW into a piece of crap" over there: http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm :eusa_doh:

ree · Feb 26, 2007

The rims are completely ugly, but also these chrom applications ruin the car!

cawimmer430 · Feb 26, 2007

Re: ***the Ugliest Bmw 5-series (e39) I've Ever Seen!***

monster said:
Repair the car by burning it with fire, and then burn it with acid, both times with the owner inside.

A very good idea.

cawimmer430 · Feb 26, 2007

E38_E30 said:
this guy is just a beginner, watch the pros in "how to convert a BMW into a piece of crap" over there: http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm

Yep, the infamous BMW Nightmare page. Saw this many years ago and could never go back. Too much pain in those pictures. Those guys don't deserve to own BMW's. :emthdown:

El Zorro · Feb 26, 2007

In the first picture, the profile resembles that of some old Opel (Rekord?)... especially with those chromed grips...

Anyway, that is a horrible conversion of a perfect car

dOmInIX · Feb 26, 2007

Yea, that's terrible. But the worst is that there are far more uglier ricers out there...When I see them I almost throw up, I can't stand 'em.

mrniall · Feb 26, 2007

I didn't know they made 14 inch spinner rims!!!
Its enough to make you cry just so many things wrong with that.
:t-banghea

Centurion · Feb 26, 2007

You guys should have see the ricer i saw yesterday. A riced 86 Honda CRX with a Porsche badge on the rear

Kowalski · Feb 26, 2007

I can say that.

In fact, I'm loading up my Carl Gustav M84 and sharpening up all my scalpels, hooks, knives as we speak right now.

I shall be heading down to Germany tomorrow, to find the bastard who committed that horrible crime to that once perfect car; and then when I find him, I will dissect him alive with no anaesthetic and have his heart for lunch.

I swear that his body will have to be buried in very small boxes.

Then I will put his car out of misery with the Carl Gustav.
___________________________________

Seriously, whoever commit the crime of ricing-up a car that is already good as it is with no modifications whatsoever, should be shot dead!

If you want a modified BMW, work harder earn more money and get yourself an Alpina.

And if you want to modify your own Bimmer at least do the job properly for F sake!

Matt · Feb 26, 2007

^Thats a bit extreme!

wow, this is almost as bad as the converted van--i dont feel so good....

Giannis · Feb 26, 2007

OMG, this is my favourite car and believe me its not easy to see it like that. It is terrible...

Kowalski · Feb 26, 2007

Kowalski said:
I can say that.

In fact, I'm loading up my Carl Gustav M84 and sharpening up all my scalpels, hooks, knives as we speak right now.

I shall be heading down to Germany tomorrow, to find the bastard who committed that horrible crime to that once perfect car; and then when I find him, I will dissect him alive with no anaesthetic and have his heart for lunch.

I swear that his body will have to be buried in very small boxes.

Then I will put his car out of misery with the Carl Gustav.
___________________________________

Seriously, whoever commit the crime of ricing-up a car that is already good as it is with no modifications whatsoever, should be shot dead!

If you want a modified BMW, work harder earn more money and get yourself an Alpina.

And if you want to modify your own Bimmer at least do the job properly for F sake!

I will do the same thing with whoever was responsible for this mess:

*WARNING*

THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS VERY GRAPHIC!

Here it goes...

...you already have been warned!

cawimmer430 · Feb 27, 2007

Kowalski said:
I can say that.

In fact, I'm loading up my Carl Gustav M84 and sharpening up all my scalpels, hooks, knives as we speak right now.

I shall be heading down to Germany tomorrow, to find the bastard who committed that horrible crime to that once perfect car; and then when I find him, I will dissect him alive with no anaesthetic and have his heart for lunch.

I swear that his body will have to be buried in very small boxes.

Then I will put his car out of misery with the Carl Gustav.
___________________________________

Seriously, whoever commit the crime of ricing-up a car that is already good as it is with no modifications whatsoever, should be shot dead!

If you want a modified BMW, work harder earn more money and get yourself an Alpina.

And if you want to modify your own Bimmer at least do the job properly for F sake!

dubai_m5 · Apr 8, 2007

is that a civic or a bmw !!

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